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Why is my pee pee hard?

ok so here is the situation. my family has a family reunion every year for the weekend. we go camping. we have been doing this for about 5 years now. anyways i was hanging out today with my older cousin because i only see her this time of the year. we were wrestling around and all of a sudden my pee pee got hard. i didnt like it because people started laughing at me and it hurt. can someone tell me why it got hard? is this normal? and how do i make it so it doesnt get hard?
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  • bro same my boi it was like rock hard!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX It's an EXTREMELY rare disease. I'm sorry that you will not make it. There is no current treatment or cure for Bang-a-cousin-itis. It's so rare, you can't even find a valid summary about it on Wikipedia. Most doctors have very little knowledge of this disease. I had a friend who had succumbed to it. He banged his cousin so hard, he died.[/quote]wait why did he bang his cousin? is he or she okay? that must of hurt for them.[/quote] He had the same symptoms as you did, at first. He had a hard dick when he was wrestling/ playing with his cousin. He ended up banging her, and in the morning, he was found dead.[/quote]i dont have any urges to beat up my cousin so i dont think i have that disease your talking about.[/quote] It's not about beating up your cousin. It's about analy ravaging him/her. You do not get those thoughts, at first. You first get a hard dick, and you begin to become a different creature. Your -blam!- looks like [url=http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tremors.jpg]this[/url], as the disease progresses.[/quote]analy what? what is that? and if thats what my pee pee is gonna look like then im scared. i dont even know what that is.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 You have AIDS.[/quote]what is aids and how do i get rid of it?[/quote] No, don't get rid of AIDS, he is your friend.[/quote]i dont see how a disease can be your friend.[/quote] You said you didn't know what it was. *suspicion* [/quote]suspicios about what? i asked what the disease was and you said aids. i dont know what it is all i know is that it is a disease.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 Did you Stab her or poke her instead? Because that might be another more terrible diesease.[/quote]NO! WHY WOULD I STAB MY COUSIN YOU SICKO?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX It's an EXTREMELY rare disease. I'm sorry that you will not make it. There is no current treatment or cure for Bang-a-cousin-itis. It's so rare, you can't even find a valid summary about it on Wikipedia. Most doctors have very little knowledge of this disease. I had a friend who had succumbed to it. He banged his cousin so hard, he died.[/quote]wait why did he bang his cousin? is he or she okay? that must of hurt for them.[/quote] He had the same symptoms as you did, at first. He had a hard dick when he was wrestling/ playing with his cousin. He ended up banging her, and in the morning, he was found dead.[/quote]i dont have any urges to beat up my cousin so i dont think i have that disease your talking about.[/quote] It's not about beating up your cousin. It's about analy ravaging him/her. You do not get those thoughts, at first. You first get a hard dick, and you begin to become a different creature. Your -blam!- looks like [url=http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tremors.jpg]this[/url], as the disease progresses. [Edited on 06.18.2010 7:45 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 You have AIDS.[/quote]what is aids and how do i get rid of it?[/quote] No, don't get rid of AIDS, he is your friend.[/quote]i dont see how a disease can be your friend.[/quote] You said you didn't know what it was. *suspicion*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nsundvall [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins ok so here is the situation. my family has a family reunion every year for the weekend. we go camping. we have been doing this for about 5 years now. anyways i was hanging out today with my older cousin because i only see her this time of the year. we were wrestling around and all of a sudden my pee pee got hard. i didnt like it because people started laughing at me and it hurt. can someone tell me why it got hard? is this normal? and how do i make it so it doesnt get hard?[/quote]Puberty.[/quote]whats puberty?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 You have AIDS.[/quote]what is aids and how do i get rid of it?[/quote] No, don't get rid of AIDS, he is your friend.[/quote]i dont see how a disease can be your friend.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX It's an EXTREMELY rare disease. I'm sorry that you will not make it. There is no current treatment or cure for Bang-a-cousin-itis. It's so rare, you can't even find a valid summary about it on Wikipedia. Most doctors have very little knowledge of this disease. I had a friend who had succumbed to it. He banged his cousin so hard, he died.[/quote]wait why did he bang his cousin? is he or she okay? that must of hurt for them.[/quote] He had the same symptoms as you did, at first. He had a hard dick when he was wrestling/ playing with his cousin. He ended up banging her, and in the morning, he was found dead.[/quote]i dont have any urges to beat up my cousin so i dont think i have that disease your talking about.[/quote] Did you Stab her or poke her instead? Because that might be another more terrible diesease.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins ok so here is the situation. my family has a family reunion every year for the weekend. we go camping. we have been doing this for about 5 years now. anyways i was hanging out today with my older cousin because i only see her this time of the year. we were wrestling around and all of a sudden my pee pee got hard. i didnt like it because people started laughing at me and it hurt. can someone tell me why it got hard? is this normal? and how do i make it so it doesnt get hard?[/quote]Puberty.

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    • [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1261442/troll.swf]This is all I have to say.[/url]

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McCLOUD44 You have AIDS.[/quote]what is aids and how do i get rid of it?[/quote] No, don't get rid of AIDS, he is your friend.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX It's an EXTREMELY rare disease. I'm sorry that you will not make it. There is no current treatment or cure for Bang-a-cousin-itis. It's so rare, you can't even find a valid summary about it on Wikipedia. Most doctors have very little knowledge of this disease. I had a friend who had succumbed to it. He banged his cousin so hard, he died.[/quote]wait why did he bang his cousin? is he or she okay? that must of hurt for them.[/quote] He had the same symptoms as you did, at first. He had a hard dick when he was wrestling/ playing with his cousin. He ended up banging her, and in the morning, he was found dead.[/quote]i dont have any urges to beat up my cousin so i dont think i have that disease your talking about.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nick19100 Where the hell are the mods?[/quote] Yes exactley this got reported long ago by a lot of people.

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    • No, don't get rid of AIDS, he is your friend.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a Kool Kukumber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon Do trolls really need to try this little to get 6 pages of replies? Wow, I may as well make a thread asking why my chest is getting bigger, who knows? Maybe it will get enough responses to become one of the top topics.[/quote] UR A GURL???[/quote]The scary part is the name is "ghost of [b]jon[/b]" [Edited on 06.18.2010 7:39 PM PDT]

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RoundedHalo You know what would really help? chopping it off.[/quote]i still dont see how that would help.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon Do trolls really need to try this little to get 6 pages of replies? Wow, I may as well make a thread asking why my chest is getting bigger, who knows? Maybe it will get enough responses to become one of the top topics.[/quote] If anyone makes a thread on that i'll laugh and then report it.

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    • Where the hell are the mods?

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon Do trolls really need to try this little to get 6 pages of replies? Wow, I may as well make a thread asking why my chest is getting bigger, who knows? Maybe it will get enough responses to become one of the top topics.[/quote] Wait? You are a girl..... on the Flood? That's like one in every twenty people. A rare occurrence, as I do say so myself.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon Do trolls really need to try this little to get 6 pages of replies? Wow, I may as well make a thread asking why my chest is getting bigger, who knows? Maybe it will get enough responses to become one of the top topics.[/quote] UR A GURL???

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a Kool Kukumber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX It's an EXTREMELY rare disease. I'm sorry that you will not make it. There is no current treatment or cure for Bang-a-cousin-itis. It's so rare, you can't even find a valid summary about it on Wikipedia. Most doctors have very little knowledge of this disease. I had a friend who had succumbed to it. He banged his cousin so hard, he died.[/quote]wait why did he bang his cousin? is he or she okay? that must of hurt for them.[/quote] Are you really oblivious to everything in this thread? Please answer srsly.[/quote]how am i oblivious? i dont see why anyone would bang there cousin unless there a psychopath. im not gonna go bang my cousin with a hammer or something. i think that guy is making up that disease.

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    • Do trolls really need to try this little to get 6 pages of replies? Wow, I may as well make a thread asking why my chest is getting bigger, who knows? Maybe it will get enough responses to become one of the top topics.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kendrick Perkins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX It's an EXTREMELY rare disease. I'm sorry that you will not make it. There is no current treatment or cure for Bang-a-cousin-itis. It's so rare, you can't even find a valid summary about it on Wikipedia. Most doctors have very little knowledge of this disease. I had a friend who had succumbed to it. He banged his cousin so hard, he died.[/quote]wait why did he bang his cousin? is he or she okay? that must of hurt for them.[/quote] He had the same symptoms as you did, at first. He had a hard dick when he was wrestling/ playing with his cousin. He ended up banging her, and in the morning, he was found dead. [Edited on 06.18.2010 7:36 PM PDT]

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