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Edited by Kestrel, King of Excrement:
3/15/2017 11:37:40 PM
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Crota Is Love, Crota Is Life
I was only level 9...
I loved Crota so much that I had all the DLC and Raid drops. I pray to Crota every night before bed, thanking him for the life I had been given.
"Crota is love," I say "Crota is life."
Eris Morn hears me and she calls me a -blam!-. I knew she was just asshurt that Crota killed her BFF Eriana-3. I called her a -blam!-. She hit me in the face with her glowing green rock and tells me to report to the Vanguard. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me, and I feel something touch me...
...It's Crota!
I'm so happy!
"A million deaths is not enough for Master Rahool," he whispers.
He grabs me by the throat with his powerful Space Zombie Jesus hands, lifts me out of bed and slams me against the wall, breaking the plaster.
I'm ready.
I offer my Light to Crota, and he impales me through the abdomen with his Ascendant Blade. It hurts so much, but I do it for Crota! I could feel my Light getting drained from my body and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Crota! He roars a mighty roar as he slices me in half completely.
Eris Morn walks in, and Crota looks her straight in the eyes.
"It's all Omnigul now," he says.
Crota leaves through my window.
Crota is love, Crota is life.
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Would not read again
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Those videos gave me mental scars that will never heal.
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InB4Ban
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What is crota's least favourite mode? The [b]Knightfall[/b].
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Edited by kuyou: 3/17/2017 5:23:04 PMI read "glowing green rock" as "glowing green cock." [spoiler]bazinga[/spoiler]
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This display of mental instability is trending?
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free curry🍛
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[quote]A million deaths are not enough for master rahool[/quote]
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6 RepliesBleach, anyone?
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2 Replies*hangs self* It's not Omnigul...it's never Omnigul
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This gave me chills cause I was reading alot of Berserk and I took this a different way way
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This post cured my cancer and gave me another cancer
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1 ReplyI have the weirdest erection right now......
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Atypical TypoYou're true Gaurdian Angle! - old
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[quote]I was only level 9... I loved Crota so much that I had all the DLC and Raid drops. I pray to Crota every night before bed, thanking him for the life I had been given. "Crota is love," I say "Crota is life." Eris Morn hears me and she calls me a -blam!-. I knew she was just asshurt that Crota killed her BFF Eriana-3. I called her a -blam!-. She hit me in the face with her glowing green rock and tells me to report to the Vanguard. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me, and I feel something touch me... ...It's Crota! I'm so happy! "A million deaths is not enough for Master Rahool," he whispers. He grabs me by the throat with his powerful Space Zombie Jesus hands, lifts me out of bed and slams me against the wall, breaking the plaster. I'm ready. I offer my Light to Crota, and he impales me through the abdomen with his Ascendant Blade. It hurts so much, but I do it for Crota! I could feel my Light getting drained from my body and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Crota! He roars a mighty roar as he slices me in half completely. Eris Morn walks in, and Crota looks her straight in the eyes. "It's all Omnigul now," he says. Crota leaves through my window. Crota is love, Crota is life.[/quote] *loud fart*
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4 RepliesIn walks warlock dark drinker in hands heavy attacks crota lops off his head revives you and yells crota's dsad find something healthier to worship and if you need love just get laid
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3 RepliesCrota is love, Crota is life. And Oryx is a hammerhead shark!!!
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13 RepliesGo back to making dicks on minecraft
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2 RepliesThis is the dumbest shit I have ever read.
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Edited by Black: 3/17/2017 5:48:27 PMKinda sad how people are completely unoriginal nowadays and have to copy structures and shit from other people.
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9 RepliesEdited by Friend of Variks: 3/16/2017 7:49:43 PMThat video you[b]'re[/b] parodying went out of fashion LONG ago mate:/
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes fukkkkkin yes....u feel the same as u...my team is hyped about oryx and atheon cuz thats when they joined the world...i came right wen crota dropped...n dat insane grind to defeat him...made this love i hav now
