Frozen apples.
[spoiler] They're hardcore.[/spoiler]
A jellyfish walks into a store.
[spoiler]I said, he's a slippery customer.[/spoiler]
A man stands in a pan of boiling water.
[spoiler]He says: I'm on my [i]simmer[/i] holiday.[/spoiler]
XD lul
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Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant!" Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad."