The intensity of the combined arms map, Skyshock was grueling that hour, a Titan and I (a hunter) went on a savage "Pay Back" spree with our snipers amongst the rusted remains of the buried carrier planes. Head shot after headshot we exchanged emote after emote. Targeting each other and dismissing all others.
There came a time after all the special rounds went down the expansive range, that we had to duel with our primaries. I searched for him past the broken shrapnel of once proud air-fairing craft and at the end of the beach line there he stood.
We straffed and jumped and recovered for what felt like several moments then.... he did the unthinkable.... Hark! He rips his hammer of sol from the sky, blinding my visor with intense flame-fueled blight! He charges me with the vast blazing speed of his solar charge!
I jump with a bound! Painful feminine zoidburg-esc panicked squeals emitted from deep within my loins! "No! No! No! Travelers light doth not fail me now!"
Another charge! I bounded again up top a broken piece of golden age metal!
Alas! He does not extinguish his flaming pursuit! As I looked into his helmet as I begin to plummet back down, I knew I was defeated.... as he charged at me one last time I braced for the inevitable!
As I descended groin first into his hammer, a literal two inches from my man hood being disintegrated into smoldering ash, there came a sound of blood splatter, a painful wail emitted from my determined adversary and he flew past me and splashed into the gently waving beach.
I landed and spun sporadically looking to see who downed my audacious challenger, there he stood.... level 4, no shader and fresh grimoire rank. The Christmas noob who watched from afar as I struggled, took aim at my speeding adversary and saved my tight-pant wearing posterior from flaming death.
I jumped for joy! Spammed him emote after emote and wave after wave! He waved and pointed as they always do. This young aspiring new hunter will go places, for he will forever be remembered as the Noob who saved my loins.
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