originally posted in:The Uncommonwealth
We're [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1182495]The Uncommonwealth[/url].
I'll get this out of the way first: [u]we're a bunch of goofs[/u].
But! We're the sort of goofs that don't totally suck! Which is a [b]big[/b] surprise, I know, but [i]wait, there's more[/i]! Quite a few of us have been around Bungie.net since the Halo 2 days, so [b]you know[/b] we're [i]at least[/i], what, 12 years old?
We've been playing Destiny together since Day 1, and since then, we've worked together to cut Atheon's visiting hours short, put Crota go back to sleep, demoted Skolas back to a Dreg, opened a massive power vacuum after blowing up Oryx's balls, and recently [spoiler]crushed a big shocking licorice bug[/spoiler].
All that, yet somehow [i]everyone else has an OG [armory]Gjallarhorn[/armory] except me[/i].
It's okay, it's not like I'm the butt of jokes for that. Yeah, no, [i]now[/i] it's the fact I haven't had the [armory]Zen Meteor[/armory] yet. HOW DO TWO SPECIAL EXOTIC ENGRAMS OPENED IN A ROW BECOME [I]TWO[/I] HEREAFTERS?!
So, anyway, what was I saying? Right. So, if you're like me, and never had the Year 1 Ghally, or if you did and want to rub it in my face, you're more than welcome to join!
As our Mission Statement says:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1182495][quote]If you're playing with us, you're going to get ripped on, so come prepared with the confidence to take it and give it back. We'll just do what we always do: laugh.[/quote]
Come join The Uncommonwealth here![/url]
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[url=https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rt6kD_OTg0AKpJhjn4qRb_a8w9cqiXAR_itr-ebgDIU/edit?usp=sharing]To see how crazy we are if you ever play in our groups use this bingo card to keep track of the stupidity[/url]