Best one I can think of at the moment is to go as Boba Fett and make sarlacc pit jokes the whole time (ex: Ey baby, can I fall into your sarlacc pit later?)[spoiler]Yeah, it's bad, I know.[/spoiler]
So, what are some great ways to pick up a girl on Halloween?
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I love that hideous mask of yours! *gets slapped*
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Wear a mask so she can't judge you.
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Stalk her home and wait till all the lights are off. Proceed to kidnap yourself and her. Shoot the kidnapper and be an hero.
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Candy and a van, anddd rope
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Pickup lines = stupid.
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fireman's carry
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White van.
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Lift with your legs
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Step 1) Acquire white panel van Step 2) Spray "free candy" on side Step 3) Park in a neighborhood and wait Step 4) Hide from cops
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Pull out a roll of ones with a hundred on the outside. Act like you have no idea where you are or what you might want to spend your money on. You'll end up broke but exhausted.
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Use the white van tactic. It never fails...
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>acquire skeleton costume >blast spooky scary skeletons remix from your phone >dance for her >??? >profit
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Step #1: Dress up as Pink Guy Step #2: ???? Step #3: Profit.
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Step one: be 21. Step two: if not 21 then cry and go back to trick or treating.
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Wear a chicken costume, and seek out a girl in an egg costume, and ask her, "what comes first, the chicken or the egg?" If you don't at least get an OTPHJ from that line in that situation, you need to reevaluate your life.
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Probably over your shoulder. Maybe get some rope and a gag too.
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Get gorilla costume, grab girl by leg, start dragging her around. Profit.
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Edited by Seanonix: 9/25/2016 5:11:09 PMmake fun of her costume, get her mad and emotional, that's it
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Edited by Fourteen 88: 9/25/2016 7:07:58 PMChloroform works on any day.
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Edited by Wheatley: 9/26/2016 1:50:47 AMWear a large, colorful sweater and go around giving girls drinks.
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That will only work if she has a [i]Boba Fettish [/i]
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Pull it out and fap
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I dressed up as a bunny rabbit once(I have no shame) and ended up walking by a group of ladies dressed as bunnies themselves. It was a great night if I say so myself.
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Oddly enough, this isn't the reason I'm carrying a stick as Rey.
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Stay at home and spam shitty jokes in Overwatch's text chat. Works every time.