I recently made several posts about our respective classes; and they were fairly well received. I want to make more posts like them... but I'm not sure which topic to go with next.
For weapon posts they could be about weapon types, or even specific exotics. (Think Titan Mida bs, or shotgun blink style rant)
Next we have Lore, now I wouldn't be doing "This is is the hidden story of Destiny" stuff, instead I'd be focused on exotic gear like the ahamkara stuff, and how Titans seem to be the most rational class when it comes to gear choices. (Seriously, who cuts off their own hands to feel more powerful?)
Enemy types. Two words. Cabal Phalanx. You know where this is going.
Fire teams. This is for raids and strikes. I'd basically go over "who you play with in your fire team" like; "Guy who says he's done the raid before, but has to be told at every stage what the -blam- to do!"
Alright, just met me know what you think!
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I have something far worse than a cabal phalanx [spoiler]taken phalanx[/spoiler]
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[quote]cuts off their own hands[/quote] Wait what
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[quote]Seriously, who cuts off their own hands to feel more powerful?[/quote] They feel more powerful!
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Swords, enemies, heavies, bosses
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Swords, then Bosses instead of enemy types
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Would love to see a post on thorn, or party crasher. Fuxk that shotgun, -blam!- it like felwinter -blam!-ed us with his lies of a sniper
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Imagine a spliced phalanx. Or a taken spliced phalanx
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I wish the splicer fallen were a little different. For example. Dregs: Jet packs and those grenades Vandals: A energy shockwave that disables abilities for 2 seconds. Captain: Steals health from you. (You thought taken captains were bad? AHAH! Miley version is MUCH WORSE!)
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All lol
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Dude, your subclass posts are hilarious. My suggestion is to take on "metas" for your next target. We all play them and we all hate them, sometimes in the same Crucible match. Metas are the perfect dramatic speedball for your attention. I remain your loyal admirer, - Wolfie
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So far i've liked every one I read... Do you man... you pick, you write for us... just get us something to read buddy... I'm dying at work right now lol Seriously though great reads, entertaining
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I feel you should do fireteam at some point, but be rather creative. For example: "the squeaker squad" for teams that are comprised of 10 year olds that just got out of school and are looking to beat the first area in VoG. They may have quick trigger fingers, but their lack of focus means they'll get nowhere fast. or "Hitler's new regime". That group that is following the one guy that swears he will kick whoever doesn't listen to his precise instructions to a T. You wanna play Kings Fall with anything other than ToM post nerf? Well too bad! ToM is still viable, so screw you!
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I feel you should do fireteam at some point, but be rather creative. For example: "the squeaker squad" for teams that are comprised of 10 year olds that just got out of school and are looking to beat the first area in VoG. They may have quick trigger fingers, but their lack of focus means they'll get nowhere fast. or "Hitler's new regime". That group that is following the one guy that swears he will kick whoever doesn't listen to his precise instructions to a T. You wanna play Kings Fall with anything other than ToM post nerf? Well too bad! ToM is still viable, so screw you!
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So much gold to mine from enemy types. Good job on the subclasses.
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DO ONE ABOUT THE TLALOC!!! I personally use it, but I know it is broken as all hell, do one about it, sort of what you did with the subclasses but about that weapon specifically. For one, trading in the super doesn't do much, you get far more kills with the overflow than you do with your super out of one use. It has all of the same perks as the Mida and the same archtype as the mida, including the hair trigger and the moving boost, simply put, if you thought the Mida was bad, this is worse.
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I liked your other posts. I'd like to see a lore post or one about enemy types, that one sounds hilarious.
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The lore one sounds badass
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I love your posts and think your takenon certain weapons would be absolutely hilarious.
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Do them all.
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SYLOK THE DEFILED
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You could do stereotypes for the types of people that use specific weapons types... Ie hand canon users, scout users, nlb users which is me so be nice ;-)
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Taken captains
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Weapons could work, for the Legendaries & Exotics anyways. For Lore, feel like it could work. Enemy types is the one I vote for. Seems like it'll follow the same thing as subclasses. Will you be doing single enemies at a time or just all Fallen in a single post. Excluding the named ones/bosses. Fireteams is something I think has been done already. And it'd be "the asshole leader who blames everyone" & other ones we've read before.