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8/27/2016 1:35:34 PM
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The cake wasn't a lie. You just left before it was served.
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What about the pizza, was the pizza a lie?
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i actually just got the pizza, want a slice?
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Liar!!!!!!! [spoiler]There is no such thing as pizza!!!![/spoiler]
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But... i have a full box here, all eight slices...
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That isn't pizza! Look closely at it!!!!!!!
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*opens the box and peeks at the pizza* Nope. Thats pizza. A circle of crust, with sauce and cheese on top.
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Look closely. It's fake. Your mind made this imagination which materialized where you actually taste and feel, smell etc. the pizza. I'm sorry but [spoiler]the pizza is a lie[/spoiler]
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oh. you mean its vegan
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Exactly!!
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dang it.
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You should have gotten the pizza pockets!!!!!!
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Nah. They upset my sensitive stomach. [spoiler]Read status.[/spoiler]
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Oh yeah, they are a lie as well!
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thought so. got any kibble?
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Everything in this world is a lie! Everything is just your mind materializing thoughts and objects that don't exist
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*shatters the Vex simulation you've created with a reality break* Ha ha! You has been foiled!
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What are these vex? It's another thing that you created with your mind
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Gahh... leave me alone. *hides in my cardboard box* *curls up in a ball and tries falling asleep*
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There is no cardboard box. That is your mind materializing things. Also you are not curled up in a ball. You are actually a test subject in a psychological study. I'm sorry that you just heard these news.
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*cuts holes in the box and walks away*
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What is this box? It's all in your mind. It's a test, you have to pass the test to escape
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*walks to you and punches you in the face*
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I don't exist, it's all in your mind. Everything you see, think, taste, and all of your senses are a lie. Its all in your mind
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Hm. So how do i pass?
