Right? I managed to avoid the tab the one time i went (it was for a birthday or a bachlor[ette?] party) because the people there were getting bottle service (they went through a few bottles of Crown Royal) and i didnt sit there waving money around or get a lap dance. But the blue balls were real. After that i decided the only time i would go again was if i had somehow befriended someone super innocent and had never seen a naked woman before. Which i actually managed to do without trying. Problem is he lives halfway across the country. Thatd be a hell of a tab