I was on my way home from class on a city bus. Further towards the front there was a young couple with a child (girl) and an old lady sitting behind them. The lady got upset because when she tried to say hello to the girl, the girl was frightened and wouldn't say anything. Admittedly, the lady was pretty creepy. So she then proceeds to go on a rant saying the couple needs to take their child to the hospital or the police because she thinks the child wouldn't say anything because she was abused. (Rather than because the lady was creeping her out.) She then asked if the girl had ever been left alone with someone other than them. The woman said she had been left with her mother on weekends sometimes. Then the lady was like, "yes, that must be it, you need to get a cop RIGHT NOW!" After that, the old lady must've realized she was making the couple and child nervous, so she said: [spoiler]I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M JESUS![/spoiler] [spoiler]and she was dead serious, not kidding at all. I had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from laughing at her.[/spoiler]