If you ever do a mission and you see that Taken Goo on the floor (possibly on walls but you have to be very close) stand on it, your controller starts to vibrate and you can use it as a massage tool! No more going to Happy Endings down the street, you have it in your own home!
No need to get the DLC for it either IT'S FREE.
(Edit. Never thought this would be funny. Thanks for all the replies!)
(Edit#2. Holy Replies! Something nice to see after getting off....... work. Haha)
[spoiler]Holy Trending...[/spoiler]
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Jesus H Macy. Also, I'll be so glad when that stupid crap is removed.
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Jesus H Macy. Also, I'll be so glad when that stupid crap is removed.
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I use to hold down the trigger on the Halo reach falcon turret for continuous vibration so my gf could masturbate. Idec if she masturbates. It made her happy and I was happy then we had sex. incoming "thats just because you cant please her". [spoiler]shut up[/spoiler]
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If you stand in taken goo you can here the sounds of bungie saying nerf it nerf it nerf it
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I approve
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Yeah um I have vibration turned off because I'm not a sad lonely little man....
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Now I know why that female guardian was just sitting on it.
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Not what I expected.... >_>
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This is great and disgusting at the same time.
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Edited by sparkyinkansas: 8/9/2016 3:10:57 PMVibrations too op needs nerf bungie
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The fu*k? Godammit OP, when are you gonna learn PLAYING DESTINY IS YOUR PLEASURE!?! You don't need no vibrate to get your rocks off, you should be busting a nut every headshot you get if your a TRUE destiny fan :/ COME ON PEOPLE get your priorities straight :(
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What is this abomination of a thread
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Edited by ScotchEggsRules: 8/9/2016 10:43:43 AMImagine the amount of tooth picks you'd go through cleaning the cracks and creases on the controll...ah, never mind *cough*
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[b]Medical massage professionals [u]hate[/u] him![/b]
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BUMP IF THATS THE ONLY REASON YOU BOUGHT DESTINY!!!!! Bump #Tamponmasterrace
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Female Destiny players are all of a sudden not looking for a boyfriend after this post came out...
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Why do you think they named her the Stranger!!!!
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Bunz = GOAT
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Well now theres something cayde likes about the taken Cabal: good strategys and tactics Hive: great architecture Fallen: excellent at making jokes Vex: can make a useful hat stand Taken on the other hand i didnt like anything about them... until now
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CursedK
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You use it as a pleasuring toy? I just use the vibrations to scare off squeakers by setting the controller on my coffee table and mimic gunshots. Works every time. : )
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Maybe if I get a bunch of controllers and amp up the vibration, I could make a chainsaw!
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Edited by Nkarii: 8/8/2016 11:12:12 AMIt's also really trippy if you stand in one while you're stoned XD Edit: after reading replies this post has renewed my faith in the Destiny community
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I bet all the girls love this post