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originally posted in:The Serious Six
7/28/2016 8:56:04 PM
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Why Oryx has small feet
This is a story of how
My life got turned upside down
So take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how Oryx became the fresh King of small feet
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Oryx was a transgender anyway...
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10/10 "Would cry again" -IGN
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3 RepliesIf ya read that crazy post a couple days ago its because he used to be a girl. Then turned into a boy. Caitlyn oryx now.
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A couple guardians were up to no good And shanked my homie Crota in his neighborhood When Crota lost his life, Eris got scared And said "Bungie decided to Nerf your gear the same moment Oryx appeared"
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7 RepliesYou know what they say; small feet, small..............LOL
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1 ReplyOn a gaint gas fundament born and raised On my old ship where I spent most of my days Chillin out maxxin relaxing my our bods Until we decided to look for worm gods
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my IQ dropped...............................................
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Well he was technically a princess... So maybe his/her feet were bound like the Chinese used to do?
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2 RepliesA shitpost a day
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3 RepliesHe flies. Doesn't even need feet.
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1 Reply[quote]This is a story of how My life got flipped turned upside down[/quote] fixed
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Well I just figured was just cuz he flew practically everywhere and any opponent he came across that didn't have a ranged weapon would just whack at his feet like piñatas...
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Never uses them, he/she's always flying.
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Gtf muted
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I guess there's some parts even the worms won't touch.
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Well Oryx was a female and apparently, his/her feet are still womanly...
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*whipsers* would've made more sense with Crota ie. (An actual prince)
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Because he was a chicken.
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Hive don't have a big force ?
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W for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reference.
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