Destiny is dead. Yet still the nerfherders writhe and claw at our game. Even as you led the assault on the forums, a powerful nerfherder flock fled for the safety of #feedback. The would-be sandbox designers, the crucibabies, works to perfect a dark sorcery. They must be destroyed. Destiny is lost to us again. Back in nerfherders hands. Word is they've let the crucibabies out of their echo chamber, to dig around in the game's core mechanics. Which means they really want what's buried in there. If bungie was protecting it, it's valuable. We've got to flush those crucibabies out. The nerfherders still mourn the loss of the thorn nerf posts. But for the nerfherders, logic is relative. In one game a thorn is worthless. In the next, it gets a kill. When a powerful weapon is nerfed, the crucibabies are summoned. They have begun writing more nerf posts. Posts, that if not criticized, will see fusion rifles destroyed. The crucibabies are the last of the nerfherder crowd. They are the architect of all the nerfs. They'll spawn countless nerf posts to feed their will. As long as they live... The threat of nerfs will always haunt this community. Track them down, and exterminate every nerf post that stands in your way. Fusion rifles may not stay among us for long. Something has begun to call for nerfs after their buff. Nerfherders now flood the forums to nerf them. We must stop the crucibabies before they destroy fusion rifles and move on to other guns. Those crucibabies in #destiny... Story is they raided #feedback. Got a nerf post. The community support is high, so we know this thing is powerful. We need to hunt this thing down before bungie takes it into consideration. Something dark stirs in the depths of #feedback. We can feel it. A nerfherder abomination bred for unthinkable evil. We must pierce the veil of their echo chamber and destroy this post... Before the nerfherders unleash it upon us all. The nerfherders will continue to claw at our game, unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of #feedback, in the shadow of an old nerf post, we've located the nerfherders lair - and the crucibaby feeding them their salt. We must destroy this nerf God... And send their souls screaming back to hell. We've picked up a trending post. Origin point is somewhere in #feedback, along #balance. "[i]nerf fusion rifles[/i]" get in there, assess the threat, and aid the community. A threat to the community is a threat to the game as well. Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the nerfherders on #feedback. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. The crucibabies. From what I can gather, they command the nerf posts from an echo chamber inside of #balance. They're well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take these beasts out, and break their grip on #destiny. Funny story for you. Remember that fusion rifle buff that came with the April update? Then the nerfherders and crucibabies tried to stop you from using that weapon type? Heh. Didn't work. So the crucibabies' followers are pretty angry they lost the battle. They're leading a charge to nerf auto rifles. Auto rifles go, most of the community goes with it. Your gonna make sure that doesn't happen. Some creatures of the nerfherders strain against the will of the crucibabies. Destiny streamers are one such. Long ago they fomented rebellion against the nerf posts, and attempted to use a variety of guns. The streamers failed, and now await the 'mercy' of the crucibabies. Given the chance, the streamers will step in to take the crucibabies crown. We must not allow another nerfherder to rise. The crucibabies have no home. They kneel before no subforum. Owe allegiance to no community. They are nerfers. And very good at what they do. I have been tracking them since destiny streamers broke their chains, yes. Now the crucibabies work for the streamers... But not for long. Far below the bungie forums, the nerfherders have set something in motion, a game-eating machine transforming destiny into another link in their cod shooter chain. These nerfherders must be stopped, and the retards that control it, destroyed.