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Edited by BuckleUpBuckar0:
6/18/2016 11:51:11 AM
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Moments in Destiny that had you laughing so hard you cried?
Just had one. In a party with a bunch of friends but playing different games. Playing with a buddy trying to get a skirmish win and barely lost. My buddy says that the blueberry die and lost us the game. Out of nowhere my other bud ( who's just dickin around in the tower) says "-blam!-in deadbeat!" so -blam!-in funny!
Another time, back when I was on the 360 and couldn't record, I killed a legionary with an incendiary grenade and kill a few more things. Next thing I know I turn around and see a legionary with his head and shoulders stuck in the wall with his butt and legs just hanging in the air and he's twerking. Legit twerk like a mad man! I was dying laughing and my fiance ( who hates destiny) even started laughing her ass off! It was great
Share your stories
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We were doing raid (taken King) and we were in the first part with the relics and my team mate got launched into me when he had the relic from a taken phlanix and I was jumping at the time so me and him launched each other of the platforms
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https://youtu.be/V9YoJjdEBv8
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Seeing trials and iron banana being messed up in the same month back to back
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1 Reply[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA-hqZFOiHg]Us, a bunch of grown ass men, laughing our asses off at farts[/url] We also one night, during a drunken raid, started looking up bad recorder covers and we were dying laughing.
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1 ReplyYeah, 7 months ago. https://youtu.be/cKkW6cOm0Po
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Well there was this moment awhile back: http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/digidv85/video/12548128 I was moments away from being sliced by an opposing player wielding a sword when a friendly off screen just happens to blast him with a rocket. I was cracking up at how odd and fortunate the timing was. Also this: http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/digidv85/video/12548158 In year one I got my second Ghorn from a random purple engram.
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Edited by btorbs: 6/21/2016 12:17:12 AMMy two drunken friends singing some dramatic sad ass songs when we were playing trials at 4 am. Idk why but it was hilarious because they were so bad at singing
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Every time we have an update and the game breaks. . . . . Again. . . Gets me every time
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Challenge of Elders last week. Threw a sticky grenade into a vandal as he jumped towards me. Instadeath!!!
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"Fallen" Wolves skiffs during HoW. During the wee hours of a Sunday morning last spring, I was patrolling the moon for bounties. A fallen skiff fell through the ground, killing a member in my fireteam. I went for the rez, and the skiff came back up through the ground and insta-killed me.
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5 RepliesJust seeing this ad on tv [quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOKGLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADYWHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILLMASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS!DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKSAND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHITAND MURDERING THEM WITH YOURENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACEAND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOUKNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUTBEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM!EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOATHAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILYFIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TOTAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/quote]
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Cabal shield launches are always my favorite. I think I once flew through the invisible wall.
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1 ReplyLol he would hate if I brought it up but... Yr one omnigul with arc burn. (Holy shit right.) Nightfall so it's orbit if you all die. Two of us were stuck dead in the little cheese room in the back up top. We were gonna try to spam the "two shoot, one revives them" deal. Nightfalls were hard as hell back then. Anyway while the two of us were dead, my other buddy was at the entrance of omnigul's room. No way he was gonna make it to us with all that arc burn. The other guy that was dead other than me said, "Don't worry guys I got this. I know what we can do." Looked at the bottom of our screen it said "returning to orbit". We all returned to orbit. At which point my buddy said, "Oh no! -blam!- I was the fireteam leader!" He was trying to bounce to orbit then rejoin the party, but jerked the entire fireteam to orbit with him. Two hours of careful calculation in that nightfall just shit on by an epic fail. We died laughing. The other two of us kept mimicking him using a lisp in our voice saying, "Don't worry guysh. I'll shave our ashes. Jush you wait and shee. I'll pull us all to orbit before we get a chansh to kill the bosh!" Orbit fail.
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1 ReplyShoulder charging people off the cliffs, right before Atheon's throne room
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1 ReplyCarried a guy through his first kings fall raid on hard recently. Convinced him of the final boss Xylar.
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pockettttt. (sleeper simulant misadventure)
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6 RepliesDid a hard raid recently. Best raid I've ever done. Everybody gave each other Japanese honorifics. Everybody was either a kun, chan, sama, or senpai.
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1 ReplyThree thrall jumped in front of my rockets in a row, killing me each time.
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5 RepliesLast night I was helping a buddy through raid. The other 4 were randoms I picked up off lfg. The entire time through the raid one of the randoms never stopped talking. Personally I thought he was hilarious, so did the rest of the randoms, but for some reason my buddy was getting really annoyed with him. We get through the raid very smoothly, and as we are flying to the tower, the guy is still talking and my buddy mutters "I wish I knew how to mute this guy". Without missing a beat the guy that didn't stop talking cut off the story he was telling us and explained all the steps to mute him in party chat. He then continued his story. I damn nearly died laughing.
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1 ReplyWe would usually raid as the same 6 man team each week but one week there's just 5 of us... We bring in another one of our buddies who's lower level and show him what to do etc. Get to oryx an he's on his plate struggling to kill his ogre quickly so he's there screaming "MY OGRE'S BIG!!" Best laugh ever.
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Cayde's Stash phalanx in the door. Me to wife"you jump to the door so if you miss the landing I can revive you" Wife jumps while I attempt not to laugh. Wife goes flying out the door. I bust out laughing Wife to me"you're an asshole". I did something similar during Entropys Pinnacle
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Killing myself with the sleeper stimulant in the vog...... Twice
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Was doing hard vog, warlock had the relic at atheon, he accidentally let go of L1 and atheon blasted him down, then he self resed and got blasted down immediately, I was literally in tears.
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I was doing Trials with my friends once when I was only like a 302 Light Level and we were playing against 320s. Both of them died and it was heavy round. So they are surrounded by the enemy team and I say "I GOT THIS" and I run in and FoH 2 of them, get the revive and then rocket launch the other one and win the round. It was so funny because they both said "We were gonna lose"
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Cry..? I only cry when my subclass gets nerfed.
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2 RepliesA guy I play with is super British. Really cool dude who helps people way more than he should I swear he dosent need to sleep. Another guy I play with who is one of his best friends in the game is like country American. British guys is kinda quiet and he was saying something in a mumbling voice so nobody could hear him, in his defense it was like 5 am where he lives. But the American guy goes "dude I'm really tired and your really British so I can't understand you your goona have to speak up" The whole fireteam was silent for about a second and then we laughed so hard our raid was like 30 mins later than we wanted to start XD
