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6/10/2016 7:43:51 AM
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*Ketch lands, sound of engines dying can be heard*
*Tenvorock walks out of Ketch, looks around and makes sure everyone is listening*
I went to OffTopic today. My, it was quite an adventure. but, you are probably wondering what is in the giant sack I am holding.
*throws down sack*
I'll tell you then! It's full of [b]DANK MEMES[/b]
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*runs over, jumps, and steals Tenvorock's cape* whee hee!
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Wha... *turns around, shivers* How... [b][i][u]DARE YOU?!?!?![/u][/i][/b] *Tenvorock's eyes turn red, and his mouth starts foaming* [b][i][u]GIVE IT BACK!!!!! I COMMAND YOU TO RETURN MY CAPE!!![/u][/i][/b] *Tenvorock yells in an Elinski dialect, and is followed by a Fallen army* [b][i][u]DESTROY HIM!!!! RETURN MY CAPE!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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*holds a sharp dagger to the cape* Back, or the cape gets it.
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 6/24/2016 3:32:16 AMHuh, maybe I should stay here, on this crate, eating popcorn. *falls over laughing*
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*takes your popcorn, along with the cape, and runs away*
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You will die a slow and painful death for stealing my popcorn. *teleports onto frost's shoulder and points a sword hilt at his head* Give me back my popcorn and you won't be hurt.
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Can I keep the cape?
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Yes, you may keep the cape. Now hand over the popcorn and you won't be hurt.
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*gives you the popcorn* Well, there's still that fallen army over there.... *is already formulating a plan involving year one Gjallerhorn*
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I could care less about the army, i'm here to have fun and eat popcorn. *returns to original position and resumes eating the popcorn*
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Mrmmm.. *ears flatten and I pick up a Gjallerhorn (which is as big as me [just so you know my size]) and struggle to aim* grr.. Why's this thing so heavy... *fires it, but instead of it going into a servitor, it flies straight up and the recoil sends me through a rusty old shack*
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*falls off the crate laughing* [spoiler]I keep forgetting your an arctic fox[/spoiler]
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*staggers out of the toppled shack, holding a hand to my forehead as it bleeds slightly* Gyahh... Ouch... I'll stick with hobbling away... And hiding... [spoiler]Yeah. It happens. I'll put stuff in to where you'll remember.[/spoiler]
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*recovers from laughing and walks over to frost, and places my paw on frost's shoulder* So... How well do you handle a spacial teleport?
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Uh.. I won't die? Maybe.
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Ok thats good... Oh and if your organs feel like they are inside out, thats normal for an organic creature's first time teleporting... Yeah prepare yourself.
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Oh boy...
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To make the side effects less... Apparent I will make the teleport begin in a less speedy manner. *a ring of darkness forms around frost and I, that slowly accelerates*
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Huh... *gets woozy and passes out* [spoiler]Pad's gonna die. No charger. Sees youslaters![/spoiler]
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 6/24/2016 4:21:49 AMHuh, I didn't even start the teleportation sequence considering that was merely to distract him, meh he'll probably be fine. *teleports in a flash of light and reappears in the medbay on board The Defiance*
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Terror I know that using the darkness to your will is how you get around but if you are teleporting others as well just use the vex teleportation grid it has a lot less side effects to organics, just a suggestion...
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Ok, I don't have access to the vex teleportation grid at this current time though, and frost is fine he is only passed out.
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*walks up and sits sits on a crate nearby* Cool.
