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5/26/2016 7:28:34 PM
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How to freak out a teabagger with one quick message
Send this: "You know, when you get older you'll be able to teabag without bending your knees"
They'll never get that image out of their heads
[spoiler]psychology is a wonderful thing[/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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5 RepliesUnless it's a clam slam
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7 RepliesEdited by CapoBlue: 5/28/2016 6:57:51 PMYou can tell the two different gamers on here. The ones who get bag and get butthurt over it. Then those who give no shits because it is just an animation on VIDEO GAME. Obviously group number 2 is more mature because they see it as a game and not something that will mentality ruin your life for that one moment of nuts in your mouth. If you get upset over getting teabagged then you are the kid(not physically but mentally) in the situation. Sure kids and many people of varying ages teabag but it is a video game. You shouldn't be so serious as to insult someone and make these fake ass assumptions about their life over a freaking crouch animation. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Remember, it is a video game and not real life
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Edited by Pyremir: 5/28/2016 10:40:50 PMJust send a message that says "now spit on me and call me trash, yeah that's the stuff ;)".
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Good one!
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4 RepliesWhat if I'm already older and I can teabag someone 10ft away just by swinging my sack?
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1 ReplyI dont always teabag but when i do, i smash the shit out of the circle button and scream "suck em, suck em, suck em!!" I dont think i do that very often though. But for some reason i have to replace my controller every other month. Damn button keeps getting stuck. Weirdest thing really....
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When i read this i immediately thought of Bad Grandpa
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1 Reply[quote]You know when you get older you'll be able to teabag without bending your knees[/quote] I don't get it
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36 RepliesIf I teabag and get a message, I win. I don't care what the message says, just the fact in getting one is reward enough.
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3 RepliesBack in my day, it was funny to be t-bagged and to t-bag. Oh Halo... How I miss you.
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I sent a guy a message while he was targeting and Tbagging me saying [i]please stop[/i]. It had worked on one guy before. He replied [i]No lol[/i]. Naturally I was annoyed as he kept doing it. So I messaged him: [i]What you're doing doesn't make you look cool but none the less, I hope you have a beautiful day.[/i] Never bothered me again. [spoiler]Silence them with wisdom and kindness.[/spoiler]
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Lmao that's good
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3 RepliesThis is just stupid. Let me tell you what happens when you send a message to a teabagger: you let them know they got to you. The fact you took the time to compose a message means they got under your skin. Trust me, they won't give two shits about your attempt at psyching them out with your dumbass comment. They'll just have a satisfied smirk on their face because they know they got you.
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3 RepliesLol. Except they likely didn't get it. Balls haven't dropped that first time for them t be able to conclude their future balls fate!
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1 ReplyI ran into a grade A pussy tonight that would bag in place where he shot me from. If you're going to bag, at least bag the orb. Don't be a bitch lol
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I would not care at all. I teabag people win lose or draw i feed off the hate mail.
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7 RepliesI don't think that's how teabaggers work. They [b]want[/b] you to send them hate mail because it tells them that they got a reaction out of you. Doesn't matter the content.
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6 RepliesMost of the time people will teabag you if they cancel your super
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7 RepliesSending me any message instantly puts a smile on my mug because I know I made you ass hurt enough to send a message.
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Edited by Emurinus: 5/28/2016 5:05:06 PM[quote]"You know, when you get older you'll be able to teabag without bending your knees"[/quote] Is that when they're old enough for their balls to drop on their own or is that when their balls have dropped so low they skid on the pavement?
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Best way to freak out a tea bagged is to not message at all
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4 RepliesCheck my clan 😂
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6 RepliesI don't understand teabaggers. Everytime someone bags me after the game I send a GG or something similar then boom friend request. *shrugs*
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3 RepliesI just congratulate them for coming out of the closet and I support their gay rights. No joke, it especially shuts kids up lol
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2 RepliesI'm loving being tea bagged by members of the losing team when they kill me after the match timer has ended. Especially when the losing team is a full or partial- full fireteam. It's funny how stupid they look trying to dunk their tiny balls onto my huge, winning face. Please bring me your tiny balls so I can laugh at how miniscule they are.
