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Edited by BraveCole: 4/3/2016 6:51:37 AM
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Guardian Tinder App

BraveCole, the famed Titan, was feeling rather lonely. He stood over the railing of the tower and gave an exasperated sigh. "I miss my wife." He said, plainly. "Your wife? When did you have a wife? " His ghost said, confused. "Before I was resurrected of course. You know, back during the golden age." "During the golden age?! You mean to tell me that you actually remember the golden age?! Guardian, you could be the first one to actually have a first hand remembrance of the world before the colla-" "I don't remember anything about the Golden age. But if I did, I'm sure there would be a wife in if somewhere. Which is why I miss her." BraveCole's ghost sighed. "So.. You miss someone from a time that you don't remember, and you're not sure if that someone exsists?" "Precisely." "That's depressing.." His ghost muttered. "Indeed. I need someone new. Someone to.. Fill the void. Ghost, download Guardian Tinder." "I don't think that's the best place to look.." The ghost said, pulling up a list that broadcasted from his eye. "Sure it is. Oooh, what do we got here.." BraveCole said, examining his first result. There was a picture of a female warlock, throwing up a peace sign with a high tech scout rifle in the other. [i]Hello! My name is Synthia and I am a warlock trained in the ways of the void! I'm a down to earth guardian(quite literally lol) and I put the Traveler above everything else! I like long walks in the cosmodrome, repainting engrams, and friendly crucible matches. I am looking for something serious, so no games! Send me a fireteam invite if you're interested! <3[/i] "Well, she sounds delightful." The ghost said. "Yeah, I'm not into voidwalkers. Too hipster. Pass." BraveCole spoke as he pressed the "Decline" button. "Oh.. Alright then." The ghost then projected another guardian. It was a female hunter, laying on her side seductively. [i]Hey boys! Name's Mila, and I'm a proud Bladedancer, but if you're lucky, my blade won't be the only thing dancin' ;) I like a guardian who isn't afraid to take on the darkness, it shows me he's got what it takes. Shaxx always tells me that the crucible is no place for mercy, but I think that rule also applies for the bedroom too~ don't keep me waiting now. Hmu with a fireteam invite..[/i] "She's uh.. She.. She certainly knows what she's looking for. I don't think you should go with this one, Guardian. She seems too out there." "I agree! I mean look at her! She's practically selling herself off! Ugh, the mindset of young guardian women, makes me so upset. What has the world come too!? I'm sorry, lady, but I you are not for me." BraveCole said, as he quickly pressed the "Accept" button. "Uh oh. Guardian, I think you just accepted her.." "Oh, I did? Gasp! Oh silly me. I am so clumsy, I did not mean to do that at all!" BraveCole said, dramatically acting as if it were an accident. His ghost sighed. "Sure you didn't. Here's the next guardian." There was a female Titan, standing with one hand on her hips, and the other waving at the screen. [i]Yo. My name is Tella, but my pals call me Tells. I'm here looking for a nice gentleman who knows how to treat a lady, and if anyone of you say something about my boobs, I swear to the Traveler, I'll find you and punch you so hard, Amanda holiday won't even know how to put your sorry ass back together. For those of you who think you're man enough for me, send me an invite, and we'll fight the darkness together.[/i] "Damn, you see this chick's rack? Holy.." BraveCole said, admiring the picture. "I can already tell, that won't work out." The ghost said, clicking the "Decline" button. "Hey! What gives? I was totally digging her, she seemed to have a nice personality.." "Of course. Her 'personality' is what got you. Guardian, I really think you should look elsewhere. It would be more beneficial to you and me if you actually got out there." "Sigh. Maybe you're right. Close the app." "With pleasure." The ghost said, closing it. As BraveCole and his ghost turned around, they bumped into another guardian, a beautiful awoken hunter, eyes brighter than the sky. "Oh! I'm so sorry!" BraveCole said. "Are you okay?" "Y-Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.. I was just thinking about something. Er, someone." "Who's that?" She waved her hand, gesturing. "Oh you know. My husband.." "You're married?" "Well, I think I was.." She trailed off. "In the golden age."

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