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5/2/2016 7:05:08 PM
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Now you can SMELL like Destiny!
That's right. Coming to a store near you is Destiny cologne and perfume. Sorry Playstation people, this one is an XBox exclusive lol.
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If it was real, it would be made for Sony players We would actually get it free if we have an active PS Plus membership lol -
You can't just buy one box, chances are the first box will have a gift card with nothing on it, the second will have an old pair of socks, the 3rd will have a purple jewelry box inside and when you open it, it's a ring pop, then the 4th one will actually have the cologne in it.
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1 ReplyLol sounds like cheap hooker perfume with a name like destiny
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8 RepliesFinally we get something but it's for that broken op game called [i][b][u]REAL LIFE.[/u][/b][/i] [spoiler]Some destiny no lifers won't get this XD[/spoiler]
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Nerf it
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Hm..can't tell if late or..
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Lol it was a dead giveaway. We all know the only part of destiny exclusive to xbox is saying "record this" lol
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Why buy this fine product, when instead you could buy a pile of warm shit. They both smell almost exactly the same.
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1 ReplyEdited by BIGwillestylz: 5/4/2016 8:56:16 AMSalt + feces + sweat =destiny cologne. Instructions : apply generous portions all over your skin. Once it is applied apply it again and again and again...... Basically repeatedly apply it. You'll notice you are doing the same application process over and over again and at that moment you will be JUST LIKE DESTINY. [spoiler]every 6 months they will release a new fragrance. Actually it will be the same fragrance in a different bottle but they call it the destiny cologne update. Q tips and cotton balls can be purchased through Everest trading for 400 silver too. [/spoiler]
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The "Become Legend" thing killed me. Lololol!!
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1 ReplyDoes it smell like disappointment and money? If not, it should.
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2 RepliesThey made this so long ago before the game even came out
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YAAAAASSS
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To PlayStation Bros: [spoiler]Feels bad man.[/spoiler]
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Sale for Cinco de mayo. All products .04% off
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You want to smell like stale bread? Ok.
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Smell like basement dweller?
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2 RepliesSo its water mixed with a ton of salt and a shot of deej and cozmos jizz? [spoiler]Ill take 20[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIs he still wearing Y1 armour....what a scrub
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1 Reply...Go home spaced, your high.
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2 RepliesOnly problem with this is it would be a PS exclusive So it should say " A new fragrance by PlayStation" Not Xbox
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I recall this, something about Sony holding the rights to advertising Destiny "the game", so Microsoft instead advertised Destiny "the fragrance"
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Smells like teen spirit..... No, actually like sweaty balls......
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1 ReplyThis is a repost. I've seen it before.
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1 ReplySo, basically salt?
