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4/22/2016 10:51:53 AM
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Who thinks Bungie should give everyone who plays a back rub and a nice cup of coffee?
I think this would definitely bring more players into the game and even convince some players to stick around. I love the game but others may need to stop playing to get coffee or indeed have a back rub. These things are nice too.
Please Bungie, add this into your next update.
Who agrees??
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Ill take a handjob if you have one.
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Two problems here A. I don't like coffee B. I don't want weirdos rubbing my back. Or anywhere else
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I don't want Luke Smiths greasy Cheetos dusty chode fingers anywhere where near me. I'd rather have a possum rub my back.
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Could we sub the coffee for tea instead my good man?
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Edited by Darkwireman: 4/23/2016 12:50:21 AMIt got weird. They swore it wouldn't get weird...
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3 RepliesThey will have Varkis do it , happy ending guardian ? yessssss
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I'll take a cup of room temperature water.
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More like some nice room temperature water
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Edited by SpakulatorX: 4/22/2016 11:22:22 PMMy neck hurts, where is Luke smith?
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6 RepliesSomeone nerfed my coffee
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at least a reach around while we get -blam!-ed on micro transactions. cmon bungie 7 or 8 drops of spektar gauntlets for warlock?! such a shit go.
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It depends on who is giving the back rubs. What if it was those guys in the 'men in kilts' ad..... (shudder)
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Entitled.
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They should atleast buy everyone dinner with all the -blam!-ing they're doing to this community
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Edited by Dark Raven 2501: 4/22/2016 2:15:02 PMTheir rng my coffee ☹️ no happy ending
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We must make petitions
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Rub n tug..
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Ummm no lol. Keep those filthy paws to yourself. (this is my personal space) (this is yours) Like a good taken tot stay over there. I can get my own coffee =)
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1 ReplyUmm no, I don't like strange people I don't know to touch me! The coffee would be great though!
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They have to buy me a drink first and I don't drink coffee.
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Would you like a million dollars with that as well? How about a Lamborghini as well? Oh still not pleased how about a small tropical island?
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How about beer and a handy
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How about room temperature water?
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A back rub with a happy ending?
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Can it be deep tissue all this grinding is killing me XD
