Hey xur, when you're near the balcony outside, how doesn't the wind blow your hood off?
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Funny you should ask. When I was younger, you know, before destiny came out, I had a bottle of glue. That bottle of glue in particular was crazy glue. Anyway, long story short I poured it on my head and to cover it up I used a hood. That's actually where my name comes from. I was called loXUR (loser) in school so I became Xur
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Awwwh? I'm sorry, so it's not because you have tentacles coming out your face and it scares customers away? Well what was your real name, I'll stop calling you xur.
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My real name? It's assmunch
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Wow... umm... how about we keep that to ourselves... I'll call you... hustleman.
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Hey man, you wanted to know
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I know but what were your parents thinking? They probably got exiled too. But it's okay, at least you can come to the tower.