i still want her to love me even tho i'm like this so here it go's
[spoiler]I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. [/spoiler]& thx for the support
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old but bold [spoiler]necrobump[/spoiler]
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This is wrong on so many levels, dude. Why do you feel the need to do shit like this? What did trans people ever do to you?