When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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At track practice today doing some sprint drills. After doing our 50m acceleration we go into a jog back to the start. I pass one of the throwers and this happens: Thrower: Damn, kid! Calm down. It's just a sprint. Me: You just mad because my jog is faster than your sprint? Thrower's friends: (jumping on him yelling) DAMN DUDE! HE JUST F[u]U[/u]CKING ROASTED YOUR ASS!