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Edited by Joyaboi:
2/9/2016 8:42:55 PM
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Stop -blam!-ing Smoking
It pisses me off how every time I do a raid there is that one douche who says, "I gotta smoke" or "Gimme a minute hit the bong" and everyone ends up waiting ten -blam!-ing minutes. Can you not wait 30 to smoke or do whatever the shit you are doing? I can get married and raise a family in the time it takes you to smoke. I just want to get the raid done, not sit around making awkward smalltalk with these people who are going to quit if you don't -blam!-ing come back after a reasonable amount of time. so please for the love of god, wait or actually take as long as you said you would.
In fact any break that takes longer than 5 minutes pisses me off. What are you doing? There is no fun in waiting I can tell you that.
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Omg and don't get me started on the "Be right back I gotta go eat" or the "I'm going to the *insert place here* be right back!!!!"
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More like 2 hours getting to oryx than he glitches, I'd be wanting to hit the bong too
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2 RepliesHmm...
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2 RepliesHere, I bought this for you.
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I wait till the jumping puzzels, quit game, smoke, then return before the next encounter. That way no time is wasted
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As someone who takes plenty of bong rips during game time... That doesn't take 10 minutes. Whatever they were doing after the 5 seconds it takes, it wasn't the bongs fault.
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As annoying as this is, no joke I've got a bigger issue with a specific member of my playgroup making bacon mid-raid and delaying us by half an hour.
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4 RepliesEdited by sholtan: 2/9/2016 2:06:23 PMI smoke and even i agree to an extent, that being said, if im in a raid group and we are not done after 3 hours you are damn sure i'll take that smoke break before i start raging. And to all the people hating on smokers, drinking is just bad too, doesn't do you any good and yet when drinking is mentionned people usualy respond with: "hell yeah! Turn up!" So if you get drunk every now and then you have no say in the argument since its just as stupid to drink. I understand op though, no need to smoke in between every encounter but after a while of not seeming to get any progress on a boss i need to calm down and have a cig. Anyways, stay civil people.
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Chronnerbros420blazeitfgt
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OP smokes cock.
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2 RepliesEdited by Darches: 2/9/2016 9:26:01 AM[b]DRUGS ARE BAD BAN DRUGS BEST CANDIES INVENTED DURING PROHIBITION[/b]
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What about making cups of tea D|
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The game isn't fun unless your toasty. Your frustration holds validity though.
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Want some cheese with that wine?
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48 RepliesEdited by Dano2point0: 2/9/2016 4:32:47 PMThe real reason to suggest that smokers stop smoking is because it can kill them (and others). Facts that every smoker knows but ignores anyways: [spoiler]"SUMMARY OF FINDINGS FROM SURGEON GENERAL’S REPORTS ON SMOKING AND HEALTH 1. There is no safe level of exposure to tobacco smoke. Any exposure to tobacco smoke—even an occasional cigarette or exposure to secondhand smoke—is harmful. 2. Damage from tobacco smoke is immediate. Tobacco smoke contains more than 7,000 chemicals and chemical compounds that reach your lungs every time you inhale. Your blood then carries the poisons to all parts of your body. These poisons damage DNA, which can lead to cancer; damage blood vessels and cause clotting, which can cause heart attacks and strokes; and damage the lungs, which can cause asthma attacks, emphysema, and chronic bronchitis. 3. Smoking longer means more damage. Both the risk and the severity of many diseases caused by smoking are directly related to how long the smoker has smoked and the number of cigarettes smoked per day. 4. Cigarettes are designed for addiction. The design and contents of tobacco products make them more attractive and addictive than ever before. Nicotine addiction keeps people smoking even when they want to quit. 5. Even low levels of exposure, including exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke, are dangerous. You don’t have to be a heavy smoker or a long-time smoker to get a smoking-related disease or have a heart attack or stroke triggered by smoke. 6. There is no safe cigarette."[/spoiler] Edit: A bit of humor to break the tension.
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1 ReplyNext time you are about to crap your pants! I'll say no bro wait 1-2 hours we are impatient and don't care about the comfort of our fellow fireteam, just as long as I get my loot! Sounds dumb huh? When your grown and realize life don't revolve just around you, but everyone! 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙 🚬🆙
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13 RepliesEdited by Sir_Rigid_Beast: 2/8/2016 4:49:09 PMThey only issue I tend to have with teammates packing a bowl is, about half way through the raid they start phuking up. "oh shit man was it my turn to jump on the platform". " dam these ships are moving faster than usual". After the fourth wipe "are we going up top?" Or "why is this guy shooting booms at me" just run around your platform bitch. Sometimes it's funny other times not so much. At golgoroth " no one told me I had the explosive shit" Quite sure you can reference many more of your own experiences. Edit: "I can't find my bones of EAO". Bitch you're running a warlock. Shit.
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Discriminating against addiction is worse than -blam!- [spoiler]I'm that douche[/spoiler]
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Shit I can do it in between deaths, your playing with rookie smokers
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I had a guy in a recent raid group literally disappear for 15 min after each boss. Was pretty annoying and wasted a bunch of time. I don't mind a few minutes but more than 5 min when it's after each fight is overboard.
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2 RepliesNERF SMOKERS, TOO OP!
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2 RepliesGimmie a sec to reply, gonna get high real quick
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Bong rip takes 20 seconds lol
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10 RepliesWho cares
