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The time has come Guardians for the action packed Fallen/Guardian story Chapter 1: Dante, and Sierra Ellis After the encounter with Oryx, two Guardians found true love. Dante Ellis met Sierra Lockett during a Taken assault on Venus. They both loved fighting the Darkness and firing guns. Dante was one of Cayde-6's most favorite hunters, he and Cayde-6 were close friends outside the Vanguard. Sierra, on the other hand, was a less famous hunter and she liked it that way. When they had eradicated the Taken on Venus (temporarily) they began to chat. Dante found Sierra's stories astonishing, because of how unknown, and stealth, she was. Sierra was impressed how powerful Dante was, and how much he'd risk to aid the City. After they talked they decided to meet in the Tower Lounge. Now, they were more interested in each other. Dante formed a fireteam with Sierra (the one Sierra was on as they defeated Oryx) and would explore together, and also grow their relationship. They fell in love and decided to get married. It was uncommon for Guardians to get married at all, but they had found their soul mate. Years went by, and Sierra gave birth to a new child in the family. They named him Kevin Ellis. Sierra said she would take some time away from the battlefield, to raise the child. Cayde-6 actually encouraged them to raise a child, he said, "Don't worry! I got it. I got it. Kevin, will be a great hunter when he grows up. Sierra's got this Dante, nothing to worry about" Dante nodded in agreement. He knew his son would be a great hunter. At dinner that night Dante brought up, "While you're here, see if you can train him some hunter moves. You know, the good ones, like his father" Sierra laughed. "As long as we put [b]school[/b] before it," she said being serious. "Okay, okay," Dante agreed. Although he didn't think paying for a school was worth the money, although they were wealthy, when he'd be a Guardian. Years started to pass. Cayde-6 made regular trips to their house to see the little boy. One time he said, "He'll sure take my spot on the Vanguard if he keeps this training up. I just [i]can't[/i] wait to start seeing this kid kick some darkness butt." Little did they know, little Kevin would develop a friend who would cause him a massive, life-changing, descion

Suddenly in the PoE... Skolas awakens from his long sleep... There's a dark cloud with lightening striking the ground.. A mysterious figure appears.. .."Who is there?.." Skolas gets up from his cell He walks towards the figure.. *loud beeping noises and screams* "Atheon!" "Why have you come?" "For you...." "What have I done for you to come for me?" "What is my purpose?" "You have stolen our power and given it to your own..." "We will now take your power and use it for our needs..." *Atheon teleports to the Vault of Glass* "I have been here...why are we here?" "To show you our true power.." *Skolas follows Atheon to the edge of the Vault* "See that down there?.." "See what?" *Atheon grabs Skolas and throws him off into the Abyss of the Vault* "Now you will learn our true power and become one..with us..." *Atheon begins making clones of himself* *Atheon then goes in search of Skolas* *Atheon drags Skolas and begins to clone vex versions of him* "IT HAS BEGUN!" *vex battle cries can be heard screaming throughout the vault*

I would if it was anywhere near what I wanted it to be

'The Travellers Origin' It drove them mad again... With each gift it gives, a curse follows soon after. Everytime I see it doing what it was meant to do... it ruins time. It ruins their love.  Their logic.  Their nature.  I don't know yet what it is.  All I see is movement and location... then another light goes out.  Why does it do this?  Was it meant to be what it is in this beautiful universe? It isn't beautiful.  Lights out every where it goes. Movement then location then lights out.  No more stars and no more love.  The screams echo pass time.  The laughter is momentary if it could laugh.  Dirty tricks done amidst the light.  Why can't it see what it is doing? Does it know what it is doing? Do I know? It isn't beautiful... The sentinels are far and distant in time.  Retrieving patches and deneron.  I must report this travesty of events.  Maybe they will understand it.  Ugh... the screams... I hear it again... another light gone... it keeps getting darker here.  I don't like the dark.  The dark, I'm sure, doesn't like me. Deneron... why is that so important now.  This light extinguisher is all I see.  Does it see me? I look to see where else is still on but the dark is so distracting. Wait! Movement. Location. Jeez... that one is dimming now too.  How long before another one goes out... I know this part.  Here it comes. The screams.  Wait. This one was earlier.  It usually takes several nen. That event was... one...two... three nen. Three nen... wow... That was too fast.  It's getting fast? <Faster> Hm... The light is gone.  Ugh... again.  Movement.  Location.  Here it comes. 《r《《u《《u《》》u》》n》ruuuuuuuuuuuuun Beautiful. That was not a scream.  That was... something else.  It still hurts.  Whatever it is.  It still screams in pain.  It was different though. ... ... ... Hm... nine nen, ten nen, eleven, twelve,  thirteen nen, fourteen... A full u-nen! Interesting.   《01《11《1001《011《0《》111》1》0》111》01》01》 MUROK WHAT WAS THAT? Analyze, please.  Run full scan.  Tertiary and delta routine.  《 ~~~《》~~~~》》》》 0•101°00•11°0110•1°1°1°1 0110○□●1100○●■¤¤¤¤¤ MUROK ANALYZE THAT! Run scan on all incoming seperately through quarantine criteria septua please. Wait... what is that? Is that, music? It's beautiful but... and dark. Its beautiful.  I want it to stop now ♢Analysis complete. On the first event? ♢Negative On which? ♢Most recent event The music? Show me... Overhead display... Huh... what is a r...ras...rasp...rasputin?  ♢Alternatate interpolation available Overhead please.  ♢MIDNIGHT EXIGENT I can't say that one. No movement.  Same location. It's beautiful.  Not dark. Murok... what is a rasputin? 371327.7 Log Date Memory Cache Tau Initial Observation and Extraction of Travelling Orb Seven. °●

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