Just the other day, my 9 yo little sister watched me do Court of Oryx for some calcified fragments and a flawless Trials run.
She thinks the game is amazing and while watching me, wrote a list of tips for me in her notebook. I thought I'd share these with you as some of them are pretty cute/funny. These are from the perspective of a 9 year old, but some hit close to home.
#1
Move around and jump.
#2
Dont blow yourself up. Blam!
#3
Make expressions, Aw
#4
Reload :)
#5
Always victory dance . Horray
#6
Do not fall of the map :(
#7
Break their shield and then kill them. Ha ha ha
#8
Coach him/her. Say your out of ammo.
#9
Always have a fireteam
#10
The Cryptarch sucks. But they give out presents.
#11
Don't get sniped. Don't die for trials.
#12
Support your friends. Whoo Hoo! Go Hezen
#13
Kill them out of the air. Your dead.
#14
Shot guns are too good for you.
#15
Don't forget boons. Argh
Edit: Added photo. I am also disappointed in some of these comments, but I should have expected those that make this forum toxic to show up. Keep it clean.
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Edited by BK-GHOST: 1/11/2016 9:07:38 PMShe wrote destiny for dummies! Someone hire the princess! Lol best post i seen in A while Dont mind the toxicity...misery needs company and this is them recruiting...
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This is rly funny
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10/10
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:) Made me smile! This is awesome!
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gg ur sisters got it straight!
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Number 6 when will I learnnn :'(
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Better hand writing than me lol
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Class! Your sis has more combat knowledge than most of the Crucible addicts.
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This is so adorable. I even read them in the voice of a 9 yo
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Bungie should subliminally scroll these across the loading screens.
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I could see her 10 years from now being a boss at any FPS game. _')
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Edited by R3CK: 1/11/2016 8:13:38 AM[quote]shotguns are too good for you[/quote] Even a 9 year old knows the horrors of shotguns. I salute her.
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This is cute. Thanks for sharing.
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This made my day. Ty Guardian =D
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Lmao this is great.
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You are lucky to have a sibling like her. That's awesome.
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that's AWESOME!!! and anyone horrid enough to say anything poisonous about this deserves their horrid karma.
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Pretty awesome. Thanks for sharing!
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Lol desity
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Perfect score. 5/7
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This girl is better at destiny than me...
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[quote]#11 The Cryptarch sucks [/quote] That's awesome
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the boons one though, so true.
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I bet she has a better KD than you.
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This is so cute. :)
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That's adorable.