Just the other day, my 9 yo little sister watched me do Court of Oryx for some calcified fragments and a flawless Trials run.
She thinks the game is amazing and while watching me, wrote a list of tips for me in her notebook. I thought I'd share these with you as some of them are pretty cute/funny. These are from the perspective of a 9 year old, but some hit close to home.
#1
Move around and jump.
#2
Dont blow yourself up. Blam!
#3
Make expressions, Aw
#4
Reload :)
#5
Always victory dance . Horray
#6
Do not fall of the map :(
#7
Break their shield and then kill them. Ha ha ha
#8
Coach him/her. Say your out of ammo.
#9
Always have a fireteam
#10
The Cryptarch sucks. But they give out presents.
#11
Don't get sniped. Don't die for trials.
#12
Support your friends. Whoo Hoo! Go Hezen
#13
Kill them out of the air. Your dead.
#14
Shot guns are too good for you.
#15
Don't forget boons. Argh
Edit: Added photo. I am also disappointed in some of these comments, but I should have expected those that make this forum toxic to show up. Keep it clean.
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I'd love to see this on the tower haha. Imagine how she'd feel if her tips made it on the tower in front of millions who play hahahahah
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Edited by AscendantBarrin: 1/12/2016 6:59:22 AMLooks like she got a hold of DeeJ's weekly update notes
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Love it.
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loool
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I think she gives great advice that most of the 15 year olds that play this game could learn a few things from.
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That's very adorable. Don't let these people get too you btw. Not worth your time.
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Was expecting something horrific akin to Hellraiser "Destiny tips, in eyes of a 9 year old girl" Instead got something charming. Desity -kawaii. What's worrying...she is 9, and yet her handwriting is similar to mine >.<
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Sounds like my kids when I'm playing. That is awesome.
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This is amazing. Shes pure gold c:
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Smarter than 75% of this player base
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Who is Hezen? Also "Desity" is adorable. Let's call this game that from now on
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Don't forget boons, that's gold
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Don't underestimate the little ones. After my 6 year old played enough 3ds and skylanders on xbox, I decided to let her have a crack at the 1st Destiny level. Took waaaaaay to long, but she finished the 1st boss in the hanger.
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#6 and #10. Sounds like she's ready to play. :D
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Number 7 Serial killer in training
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You should teach her the difference between 'your' and 'you're', before it's too late.
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 1/12/2016 4:45:05 PMShe's gonna win the Powerball! It's confirmed!
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Aw. A young guardian in training!
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Ahahahaha! Great! Let her play a little. I'm sure she'll come up with even better advices. Thx for sharing.
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You really should've had better hand writing since you had such good b8
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I think #14 was written just for me.
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My 4 year old niece come in as i was doing oryx and afterwards asked if could carry her through it haha, cute little bastards!
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I love playing this with my kids. Killing Skolas with my 7 year on son was a blast.
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If not, the cutest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
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This is the greatest post ever! That girl is smart!
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That's cute!