Goku has been killed by opponents before.
Hank has never died during a fight.
Winner Hank.
Goku has lost fights before.
Hank has never lost a fight.
Winner Hank.
Goku has no knowledge of propane or propane accessories.
Hank Hill has over twenty years in the Propane Game.
Winner Hank.
Goku does not own a ladder.
Hank Hill owns several.
Winner Hank.
Goku is not American.
Hank Hill is more American than Apple Pie.
Winner Hank.
Goku has the Spirit Bomb.
Hank Hill has a Credit Score of about 760.
Winner Hank.
Goku has never canonically played football.
Hank Hill has canonically taken a punch by someone with a Super Bowl ring and he was a quarter back in high school.
Winner Hank.
Goku uses charcoal.
Hank Hill uses clean burning propane.
Winner Hank.
Conclusion: If these two titans of power ever clashed then Hank Hill would bring the Pro-Pain!.
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Hank would make Goku taste the meat and the heat
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Hank Hill would beat Goku's meat... Wait what?
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He wouldn't beat it, but he would smoke it
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Yeah he would sear in the juices with his fine roasting skills.
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Right?!