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Edited by Snarkii: 1/2/2016 4:40:10 PM
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The Lives of Three Classes: (Guest-Intermission) Take 44 {Reasons why you should love the Warlock + Seasons?}

1) She likes books 2) She's a super serious; who doesn't love a super serious? 3) She's talks medieval-ish, that's the best. ALSO. I've decided to let ya'll in on some of my plans for TLoTC. ▸ I'm thinking about making "seasons" for The Lives of Three Classes to add a unique touch. For example: This "season" has 44 Takes, whichever Take number Back to the Future! ends is when I'll stop that "season" and kickoff a new one sometime later; the second one will start in the House of Wolves "era". The third season would have The Taken King, and so on and so forth. I think it's pretty exciting, yeah? [quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/182574290 (Take 43) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote] [quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote] [quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock[/b] Awoken, Female "You don't like to read? Hm, I've noticed the results." [b]Hunter[/b] Human, Male "What? [i]You[/i] don't put on expensive cologne when you wake up? El-oh-el, [i]looooooooser[/i].." [b]Titan[/b] Exo, Male "You don't eat toast on your waffles? Yikes." [b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b] [b]Markus Tintreach[/b] Human, Male Warlock "You don't like to laugh. THAT'S TERRIBLE." [quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in his fanfic "The Darkest Light", his first chapter is here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote] [b]NEW CHARACTER[/b] Cosm0 Female, Exo Warlock "You don't like my senpai? ... I'm just gonna kill you now, 'kay?" ____________________________ The Titan looked through the base's bottom kitchen cabinets, looking for something to snack on. No such fortune. "Fff--" The Titan muttered something incoherent under his breath as he closed the cabinet door. Standing up from his squatting position, the Titan decided his next search point was going to be the top cabinets; there [i]had[/i] to be food there. However, before he could open one of the cabinet's doors a sticky note was placed on the body of it. "Whuzzis?" He inquired as he gently took the note off the cabinet door, starting to read it. [quote][b]Don't[/b] stick your tongue in the peanut butter jar and eat it all again. Seriously dude it's gross. -Hunt[/quote] "Blehhhh." The Titan said as he crumpled up the paper in a hand and tossed it into a nearby trash bin. "Hehehe!" He giggled to himself mischievously as he opened the cabinet door to see the peanut butter jar smack dab in the middle of the shelf. But there was another note on the jar. "Ohhh." The Titan groaned as he took the note off the jar and read it; this one had messier writing. [quote]C'mon dude, [i]really[/i]?[/quote] "Can't care, won't care~!" The Titan again crumpled up the note and tossed it into the bin, nestled next to the first one. Grabbing the jar, the Titan began to unscrew the lid to be welcomed by rich, thick, creamy peanut butter just waiting, [i]begging[/i] to be eaten. Guilt wasn't gonna stop him! "Mmm~." The Titan said as he held the uncovered jar close to his face and slipped his snaking tongue into the delicious peanut butter. Oh how he enjoyed peanut butter. Its nutty flavor and creamy texture. Its smooth yet oily appearance. [i]Everything[/i]. Though while he was enjoying his sweet, succulent snack he was impacted with another idea. "I could get some jelly with this!" He exclaimed as he removed his tongue from the formerly perfect peanut butter. Setting the jar down he grabbed the jelly jar, but there was another note on it. [quote][b]SERIOUSLY?![/b][/quote] "Don't take it too personally, okay, Hunt'?" The Titan whispered as if the Hunter was standing right next to him as he unscrewed the jar lid, placing the top on the counter as he opened a kitchen drawer to grab a metal spoon. Dipping the spoon into the jar, he scooped out a big glob of jelly and placed it onto his peanut butter lathered tongue. Keeping the spoon in his mouth, he grabbed both jars and turned around to have a seat on the living quarter's main couch. Until he saw Cosm0 standing right in front of him "GAH!" The Titan jumped, dropping the spoon and clutching the jars tighter. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee--" Cosm0 squealed quietly, clasping her hands together, mesmerized by just the way he ate. The Titan stared at her. She wasn't going to make a move? "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee--" Cosm0 continued to squeal. She seemed to be in a daze. "Uh..." The Titan said, still confused as he quickly picked up his spoon and put it in the jelly jar. Slowly, ever so slowly, he walked around the still squealing Cosm0 and bolted towards his room. But right as he was about to go into his room he noticed that Markus' room door was open. "Eyyy, Markus?" He called out, peering inside his room. "You left your door open, you know." He continued, knocking his wrist on the side of the door gently to symbolize a proper knock on a closed door. "Oh, I know." Markus answered, sitting on his bed with his legs crossed. "I'm just getting better acquainted with my new room, is all!" "Mind if I come in?" The Titan asked. Markus briskly nodded. "Sure!" The Titan walked inside of Markus' room and had a seat on his bed next to Markus. "So, I was just thinking..." The Titan began. "Wanna go do a couple things with the team once the Hunter and Warlock get back...?" He asked Markus. Markus nodded once again. "Yeah, yeah! Sure!" Then Markus thought of something else. "Is Cosm0 coming?" He asked the Titan. The Titan tensed up. "S-suuuuure..." He answered tentatively, tightly clenching the jars of peanut butter and jelly that he still had in his hand. "Hehe... Wh-why not...?" Markus studied the Titan's body language and didn't even need to ask what was bothering him when he mentioned Cosm0; he felt the same way. "So," Markus decided to change the topic, "The Hunter and Warlock? You think they're fighting right now?" "Whaaaaat?" The Titan said in a way that made it seem like that notion was [i]completely[/i] unheard of. Markus noticed that? "Naaaaaahhh. They're... They're getting along just fine!" ____________________________ "[i]Pushy[/i]!" "[b]Lazy[/b]!" "[i]Pompous[/i]!" "[b]Inconsiderate[/b]!" "[i]Buzzkill[/i]!" "[b]Ostentatious[/b]!" "[i]Why can't you[/i]--" "[b]Just listen to me[/b]?!" The Warlock and Hunter continued to argue with each other over which way to go. "Hunter, you know we are lost!" The Warlock said as she sat on a flat mossy boulder. "I am confused about how you got us lost, you marked every tree!" "Whoaaahoohooo. NO. Hunters don't get lost." The Hunter replied as he quickly scraped the bark of a tree with his knife. After giving it a quick flip in his hand, he strapped the knife back onto his thigh. "We're called the 'Masters of the Frontier' for a reason." "Enlighten me; what is the reason you and your [i]kind[/i] are titled that, Hunter?" The Warlock asked him. The Hunter scoffed, sitting on a separate boulder as he looked at her. "With pleasure, Floofy." He took her supposed challenge with pride as he took out a fold of paper from his pocket. "Ahem." The Hunter cleared his throat, unfolding the paper as he was about to list down reasons why Hunters are the "alpha class". "Reason number one..." "Really... You kept a list..." ____________________________ "We should go to the moon!" Markus suggested as he and the Titan continued to converse on Markus' bed. The Titan nodded. "Oh yeah sure! You wanna do that while 'Lock and 'Hunt are out? Just for a little while?" The Titan added. Markus nodded, laughing lightly. "As long as we get to have fun out there!" After he finished his brief laughter, he addressed the Titan in a more [i]discreet[/i] tone. "Is Cosm0 coming...?" He really wasn't sure if he wanted Cosm0 to come or not. She was just so... [i]Energetic, hyper... Crazy?[/i] "Yeah, I guess so." The Titan nodded slowly. "Even though the Hunter tells me I say 'yes' too much." He sighed, leaning back on the bed as he propped himself up with his hands. "He said sometimes I just gotta no when to say know-- Oh wait, sorry." The Titan said. "He said sometimes I gotta [i]know[/i] when to say [i]no[/i]. Yeah that's it." Markus blinked. What mistake did the Titan make exactly...? [quote]Take 45... I SWEAR I'VE ALREADY USED SOMETHING TO RHYME WITH THIS: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/183863600[/quote]

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