Killed by the shade while going for a green engram.

Had a guy get the aura at warpriest. We all ran to the middle, he shoots one add and the round was over....? Wipe Next try, he gets the aura on the last dps round we can do. He shoots one add, round ends.... "Whats going on man!? What are you using? One add at a time!" "Idk what's going on! Hung jury usually works like a charm!" The Firefly perk can be a bitch sometimes.

It's not dumb, but it always makes me laugh when a person who is new to hard mode kills everyone with unstable light. I was that person once. :')

At warpriest this guy said he should run aura because he was lowest light + didn't have spindle. First run aura goes away after the first round. He only shot one ad but for some reason it was all gone. The next time, he says Alright hopefully it won't glitch out like that again. And the same thing happens all the stacks go away at once. This happens two more times and the next time I decided to watch him to see what he was doing. He was shooting rockets...

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ive done every stupid thing possible in the raids... rockets in the bubble at atheon accidently running gunslinger as swordbearer melee a supplicant try to distract crotas boomers witha FoH missing the center island at atheon getting hopelessly lost first few times in the abyss listen to every troll attempt EVER (thats a gorgon... dont worry... they dont have weapons... easy to kill) steppin off annihilator totems too early or too late attempting VoG jump puzzle with blink my first time (eventually trained myself to do it!) try to grab golgys gaze by shooting him in the face hit the wrong daughter with relic first (everyone frantically switches sides) ever try using a fusion rifle on atheon? i have... ever used a shotgun on atheon? i have... (thought i put icebreaker on i swear... standing in a bubble like an ass holding my full auto secret handshake...) "hey if you stand here, by this edge, you can see Kabr's skeleton if you look down"... gets mercilessly shoulder charged into the templars well "i got the weapons bubble!"... its armor of light these situations among many others... are good reasons people love me... im a -blam!-in idiot... but its goddamn hilarious! the stupidest thing SOMEONE ELSE has done? was listen to me... i learned from my original clan that trolling is half the fun... me and my brother and cousin had three young'uns convinced that atheon could be blinded by poppin a bubble on him... shit was so funny as this kid gets stomped... worse yet... he says "o i didnt get the bubble off in time..." we revive him (normal mode for their first time... cute little noobs) and he TRYS AGAIN... i couldnt help it... we revived him again... he trys again... actually gets his bubble right next to atheon... atheon stomps... kid doesnt die because his bubble took the hit... but he gets friggin launched all the way back to the front door and smacks it and dies... "what the heck? he should have been blind!" he took it well when we told him we were -blam!-in with him... and we beat atheon fairly easily... i miss year one

Im in CE. Pre HOW. I can usually kill crota in 4 swords, 3 on a good day, and 2 on the very rare occasion that someone is generous enough to make orbs for me. See a fire team in orbit. Join them. We go in and they have the crota checkpoint. I do my usual, "Anybody want to be swordbearer?" Because me coming in and saying I'm doing it would be kind of rude. One kid, a voice so high it made my ears bleed goes, "OHHH! Pick me! PICK ME!" I'm already skeptical. "Do you have any experience, bud?" "Oh yeah, plenty!" "How many swords does it take for you to kill him?" "How many do [i]you[/i] do it in?" I'm about to bash my face in with my controller, but remain patient. "3 or 4." "Really?! I can do it in 1." I sigh, and let him do it. We kill the Knights, run to the middle, all that good stuff, and we kill the knight. He doesn't do anything. "Uh, bud? You going to do the sword or what?" Get this, the kids says, "the game hasn't given it to me yet." I'm holding back laughter. "Bud, you have to go over to it an pick it up." He starts pouting and gives me an indignant, "I knew that! I was just joking." He grabs the sword and instead of running towards the rocks, he turns around and goes up the steps. I say to him, "Hey, kid, what are you doing?" "What does it look like -blam!-? I'm going to kill crota! Geez, it's like you've never done this before." We shoot our rockets, but he gets to crota before they hit. He gets 2 swings off (he does even slam) and then crota smacks him into next Tuesday. "WHAT THE HECK, HE DIDNT TAKE ANY DAMAGE! THIS GAME IS BROKE!" I private message the host, and tell him to boot this kid. He does so without batting an eyelash.

My dumbest story happened recently. It was two Oryx challenges ago. Our group had all 16 orbs ready to kill Oryx. We do a count down, We detonate, Oryx takes half damage, We think the game bugged out so we wipe ( Ugghhhh ) We're talking about wtf just happened and someone pipes up and says his bombs were immune... Everyone was super confused, " What do you mean immune? " " I was shooting them but i didn't do damage. " He shot his blights instead of running into them. We talked about what to do before we started.. God dammit.