My dumbest moments were during crotas end when someone placed a trip mine on the ground outside of the ogre door, then proceeded to be killed by the mine he decided to place right below him. And one time we ran the dust palace nightfall with a random and the kid swore you had to kill all 3 of the bosses at the same time.
Edit 1: made the post destiny wide instead of strictly just raids, also added a "best of" where the dumbest gaurdian story's will be featured. Thanks to everyone who's shared their stories.
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Sisters, I was the jumper. I tried to jump for the sniper plate by mistake, twice! Idiot.
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First time i did vog i kept trying to kill the gorgons....lol
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Edited by Voyager I: 2/13/2016 4:29:45 PMOnce when crota used to be the endgame, we killed the deathsinger and then instantly proceeded to wipe, without noticing we havent got the checkpoint so we had to re-do it lol. There was a lot of dumb things tho, like exploring vog trying to open those portals in the jump sequence, always someone getting lost on gorgons maze, and zeesh i dont even want to start on king's fall's ship sequence.
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I once saw people enjoying themselves. That was probably the craziest part.
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During Oryx, after we staggered him, we told a nightstalker to tether (people use tether at this part to kill all the thrall spawning and generate orbs for the team). Kid proceeds to tether Oryx's chest :')
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Joined a KF normal mode to get my ravenous heart with some American dudes, one kid was playing before he had to go to school, proclaims that he had time for one more run... Gets to last detonation on oryx and he's the relic runner. Suddenly we hear "get your ass off that xbox boy!" And then the soul destroying sound of the power button being forcibly turned off. As angry as we were I couldn't stop laughing
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Shadestep off of a platform at Oryx when they were just trying to teabag, causing the platforms to disappear.
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Edited by The Fallen: 2/13/2016 11:08:13 AMCrota's end 4/5'th time. Hard mode. We were trying so hard to beat it and we get to ir yut. We had so much trouble killing her. Wiping for stupid things. But we killed her. 1 step closer to crota! We were clearing add's, and i was confident we had a checkpoint. So i convinced everyone to kill themselfs so we could start crota. Everyone dies. Spawn downstairs. Objective: kill the deathsinger. Fml.
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Right before we were about to shoot Crota in the middle, a Titan placed his bubble down and we all blew up from our rockets. Rip
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Shoulder charge the relic holder off the middle platform at Atheon [spoiler]that was me[/spoiler] #TitanMasterRace
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I went to the wrong totem on one of the last cycles.
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Ok I have one. At war priest challenge. On my warlock. Now ive done this enough times to know better. But I get red orb. Shoot adds we do almost half damage on WP. He activates the light show... I proceed to charge back down to the middle to get back into my spot...... and get killed by the light.... then think oh I have rez.... oh wait that took my rez.... "sorry guys if ya wanna kick me from the clan I wont blame you" was my reponse. (Im an admin that teaches new comers the parts in our clan)
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Order a pizza and disappear
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Edited by Dwyton: 2/13/2016 7:53:04 AMLol. In year one VOG the last phase against atheon I forgot when you jump and activate your bubble it doesn't send you forward like striker... So I came out of the portal, jumped over the gap to stand in mid, popped my super and fell into the gap. My team still killed Atheon but that was funny AF.
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Told my friend as a joke that ward of dawn bubble protects you from the mortar strikes, when we all used to do the running phase against oryx. He died.
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Saw someone get killed by a supplicant once. Actually lots of times
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Run head first at the Templar. He said he thought he had the shield cuz [b][i]he[/i][/b] always runs it. Needed a facepalm then
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I've seen people with over 4000 grimoire fail the VOG jumping puzzle. Like, as in need to respawn on Atheon. Several, several times.
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Someone told me that opening the chest after the Templar will lower my chance of getting an Exotic from the Gorgon chest. What an idiot.
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The jumping puzzles seems to randomly turn good players into morons.
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VoG, first boss, get trapped by red bubble.. Rocket launches his face. Every.single. Attempt
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In vog we all wiped except for one dude who attempted to continue to kill ads while we specifically told him to wipe we spent to almost a hour waiting so he could eventually get killed by ads after that we gave him the good old boot
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In vault of glass when people shoot Rockets at Atheon.... inside the bubble smh
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Whenever i do a sherpa run on kf i tell them they get a calcified fragment if they touch the black orb before warpriest spawns
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In KF jumping ship's. Guy: sht this is hard on my hunter.. Me on hunter: I'll wait here at the end for you. Same guy: new raid but the ship is hard on my titan. Me: really come on now.. Same guy on warlock: Yes this will be easy on warlock dies 6 times trying to do the jumping ship. Me: waiting...
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Last round of oryx challenge mode, I'm last platform as my hunter, not sure if I'm crouched or not, press B, stand up, oh I was crouched, best press B again, shade step off platform, runner falls down and dies, Sorry guys haha