There very next day, [spoiler]i died because I [i]literally cannot survive without a heart[/i][/spoiler]
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Well this is stupid.
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*The very next day
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Um, actually you would probably die within minutes of giving away your heart. [spoiler]HUE HUE HUE[/spoiler]
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Literal post is literal, gg.
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And I enjoyed that [i]hearty[/i] dinner
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Edited by goatboy1230: 12/25/2015 1:16:32 PM[i] [/i]
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Taylor swift right?
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The very next day you said you were gay
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... then the very next day... [spoiler]Michael: YOU YHREW IT AT THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL!!![/spoiler]
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I'd rather you wake me up before you go-go
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Ew! WHAM!
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I gave it to the dark lord Elmo so I could be resistant to fire
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Heart for sale price negotiable call 1-800-555-6669 ask for Dave
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I didn't get it
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Well you rustled your own jimmies
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Seems legit
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I sacrificed it to the Illuminati.
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I sold it to a Mexican dealer
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You've got a fantastic blood pressure for blood to still be flowing without your heart for a whole day.
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YOU GAVE IT AWAY
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It's sad because it's true ;-;
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I gave it to cthulhu
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So how'd you survive for a day without a heart?
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[quote]There very next day, [spoiler]i died because I [i]literally cannot survive without a heart[/i][/spoiler][/quote]
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Not bad