Good math riddles and jokes down below please
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Proofs Rusting jimies since geometry.
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9+10=21 Square root 9= 3 and 3 Square root 10= 2 and 5 2x3=6 5x3=15 + ---------- =21 Kids a damn genius.
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7 RepliesWhat is 10 over 20 simplified
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14 RepliesThere are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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5 RepliesEdited by YerSpookyGrandad: 6/7/2016 10:13:51 AM[b] [/b]
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Why did the relation need a math tumor. [spoiler]It failed the vertical line test[/spoiler]
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Teacher: You have ten cupcakes, sometimes takes three away, how many do you have left? Me: Ten Teacher: Okay, say that someone forcible tries to take away three cupcakes, how many do you have left? Me: Ten, and a dead body [spoiler]But here's a fun fact Finding the volume of pizza, is pizza Confused? Pizza is a cylinder, to find the volume of a cylinder its pi•radius squared times height Now, let's give radius and height a variable Height, letter A Radius, letter Z Now, it would be Pi•zz•a Pizza![/spoiler]
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5 Replies̿ ̿ ̿';̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)=ε/̵͇̿̿/';̿';̿ ̿
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4 RepliesWhy was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender and that is serious issue that you shouldn't laugh at.
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4 RepliesEdited by Yakson5: 12/9/2015 11:37:12 PMWhat do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? [spoiler]Nothing! You can't cross a vector and a scalar[/spoiler]
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Edited by Autolycus: 12/10/2015 10:10:38 PMe^(i*pi) + 1 = 0
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1 ReplyWhy was the math textbook depressed? It had too many problems
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9 RepliesHow many people on the Destiny forums are needed to screw in a lightbulb? (Answer in the comments)
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1 ReplyWhat's the hissed math term Bola Bola [spoiler]parabola (a pair of bolas)[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesMathturbator.
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Dear math, I am not your psychiatrist. Please, solve your own problems. Sincerely, Sawyer The D
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3 RepliesWhy was six afraid of seven? I assume it was because seven is a prime number, and those can be quite intimidating.
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I had to look this up. It went completely over my head
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8 RepliesEdited by Buck Baggalini: 12/9/2015 3:57:33 PMI guess you could say Santa clause is... [spoiler]the square root of -1[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Yakson5: 12/10/2015 6:35:20 AMAn infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint, the next a half pint, the next a quarter pint, the next an eighth of a pint, and so on. Eventually, the bartender hands over two pints and says "You mathematicians just don't know your limits"
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1 ReplyEdited by BlearyYeti9: 12/10/2015 5:13:25 PMPick up line: *Looks at girl* Who needs second derivative tests when all I need to know is that I'm [i]down[/i] to [i]con[/i] your [i]cave[/i]
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1+1=3[spoiler]when you don't use protection[/spoiler]