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9/21/2009 10:56:13 PM
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Floodian Bio's!
This thread is about Bio's of Floodians based on how they act and (if they have a coup) their self-proclaimed title.
Can be a AutoBiography if you fear someone will smear your good name
~You CANNOT make fun of the Flood person... *glares at NN14 and Rhea* or make start a revolt against said Floodian...* again with the glaring* and it must teach good and win of that Floodian.....~
Ditto:
Ditto was born from an egg full of so much win made by two other weak Ditto's. His trainer was so fricking tough on him that he quickly surpassed the level barrier of 100 and rose up to 150. He then could change into humans. He took 2 more years of his trainers crap and killed him. He then rose up and challenged the Legendary Pokemanz and defeated them. He kept on leveling up until he got....OVER 9000!! He now has the title of "The Ditto".
*If you has no way to start it off, use this:*
[b]Place of Birth[/b]
[b]Parents[/b]
[b]Exciting moment in your life[/b]
[b]Major pwnage in your life[/b]
[b]Where you are today[/b]
[b][i]REMEMBER: Must be about your "Flood life". Could be made up, or based off of your self title on most of your coups. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR REAL LIFE!!!(well maybe Slender Man does)[/b][/i]
[Edited on 10.03.2009 9:36 PM PDT]
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NOOOOO DON't let this thread die.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan_Natraps[/quote] A lone rabbit hunter in rural Ohio, Spartan_Natraps lived life peacefully, until groups of Spartans began to clear the forests he hunted in. Feeling threatened by this, he took his trusty M1 Gerand and began to use his skills at a hunter to trap, torture, and kill the Spartans. He has been given his name how his expert Spartan hunting skills. He is currently holed up in his small cabin, living out his last few days in peace before the never-ending sea of Spartans. :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man[/quote] Born in a twisted dimension, Slender Man became a hunter of people. He has become a feared "monster". He enjoys posting on the flood, disemboweling and impaling people, and long walks on the beach :3
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Rite mea a bieo pleez?
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Slender Man: Epic Murder Everyone Else: Dead
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will[/quote] Born in a predominately white suburb in upstate New York. He strived to be "gangster" like the people he saw on MTV. This was the first case of the "Wangster" epidemic. He began to infect his fellow school mates. These school mates infected their friends and family, and the spread of this dreadful infection began... god help us all...[/quote]shut up skank
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I have a sticky thread called The Flood Library, so I took the title of Librarian. I may change it to "2nd Librarian" for the sake of accuracy and courtesy, though. Edit: I just went ahead and changed it now. [Edited on 09.22.2009 7:22 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will[/quote] Born in a predominately white suburb in upstate New York. He strived to be "gangster" like the people he saw on MTV. This was the first case of the "Wangster" epidemic. He began to infect his fellow school mates. These school mates infected their friends and family, and the spread of this dreadful infection began... god help us all...[/quote] OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will[/quote] Born in a predominately white suburb in upstate New York. He strived to be "gangster" like the people he saw on MTV. This was the first case of the "Wangster" epidemic. He began to infect his fellow school mates. These school mates infected their friends and family, and the spread of this dreadful infection began... god help us all...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will Maybe You Will was born down in the cold ass streets of compton and westwood where all the gangstaz be at. my mommy gave birth to me and my brother wonton (maybe you wont) and then my daddy left me. I grew up tryin to survive off dirty water and nasty chicken meat until i decided that i was no longer a goodie goodie lil kid. I stole a gun from da crips and had to shoot sum niggas to get outa there alive. I shot a total of 16 crips that day me and my brother and after that we both became bloodz and we became gangstaz AKA gangbangas. we stole food water and money from rich peoples homes and gave sum to our momma and spent money on drugz, alcohol, and bought sum hookers and we shot up people we killed stole smoked crack, weed, meth u name it fuked girls big booty tight pussc u know it then i fuked dis one hooker named cortana 5 and we made a lil baby creature. i decided that i dont have time to deal with an ugly smelly lil thing and so i asked my brother wonton to take care of it and settle down and live with my mom in peace. si they decided to leave compton with the baby so i cud stay here and continue bein a hardcore gangsta on the flood i like rappin sum songs postin them up for my girlllll, they mean a lot to me and sumtimes niggas be hatin on me for no reason so im like STFU STUPID HEAD and they leave. i sometimes go under this one bridge and chill out smoke sum dope but usually im pretty chillaxed i look up to sum peeps like FIDDIE CENT cuz hes fukin amazkin at rappin and me, him, FAT JOE n YUNG JEEZY like hittin up da clubs and smackin sum ass on the dance floor. i hate fallout 3 and im THE KING of the flood as of a few days ago cuz i knocked up cortana 5. my best friend is my asian homie Wookie and my other gurlfriend Petunia we chill out smoke sum crack and shet yeahhhhh tnanks for readin now clean my shiny penas u dumb blam [/quote] Are you srs......
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Maybe You Will was born down in the cold ass streets of compton and westwood where all the gangstaz be at. my mommy gave birth to me and my brother wonton (maybe you wont) and then my daddy left me. I grew up tryin to survive off dirty water and nasty chicken meat until i decided that i was no longer a goodie goodie lil kid. I stole a gun from da crips and had to shoot sum niggas to get outa there alive. I shot a total of 16 crips that day me and my brother and after that we both became bloodz and we became gangstaz AKA gangbangas. we stole food water and money from rich peoples homes and gave sum to our momma and spent money on drugz, alcohol, and bought sum hookers and we shot up people we killed stole smoked crack, weed, meth u name it fuked girls big booty tight pussc u know it then i fuked dis one hooker named cortana 5 and we made a lil baby creature. i decided that i dont have time to deal with an ugly smelly lil thing and so i asked my brother wonton to take care of it and settle down and live with my mom in peace. si they decided to leave compton with the baby so i cud stay here and continue bein a hardcore gangsta on the flood i like rappin sum songs postin them up for my girlllll, they mean a lot to me and sumtimes niggas be hatin on me for no reason so im like STFU STUPID HEAD and they leave. i sometimes go under this one bridge and chill out smoke sum dope but usually im pretty chillaxed i look up to sum peeps like FIDDIE CENT cuz hes fukin amazkin at rappin and me, him, FAT JOE n YUNG JEEZY like hittin up da clubs and smackin sum ass on the dance floor. i hate fallout 3 and im THE KING of the flood as of a few days ago cuz i knocked up cortana 5. my best friend is my asian homie Wookie and my other gurlfriend Petunia we chill out smoke sum crack and shet yeahhhhh tnanks for readin now clean my shiny penas u dumb blam
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evil lemons g88 omg...theres a stalker in this thread, how would he or she know the truth about me?![/quote] I watch you when you sleep... :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel Im sorry that the location of your story caused you to get that offended.[/quote] I was just joking around. But I do really hate florida.
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What is going on here?
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omg...theres a stalker in this thread, how would he or she know the truth about me?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB[/quote] Was born Bazeg. He spent most of his childhood in a houseboat in Florida, living with his foster parents. There was always something, off, about Bazeg. One fateful day, he wandered towards the end of his houseboat, and jumped off. He was never seen again. He was sucked into a portal and sent into an alternate reality. Seven years later, Bazeg emerged from the sea, entirely opposite of what he once was. His new name was GezaB. He now spends his life working at a prosthetic leg factory, working for his retirement, in which he would live on an orange plantation in New Orleans.[/quote] Gtfo. Seriously. Florida? If I lived in Florida I would probably -blam!- and then kill myself. Seriously, who would want to live in Florida BESIDES old people who lost the ability to regulate their body heat because their skin is deteriorating faster than the Georgian border. I mean honeslty FLorida FLORIDA Seriously, I would never live in Florida. Go away.[/quote] Look at the rest of my bios, does it really look like i researched the persons likes and dislikes? I simply looked at your username and created the most odd and weird stories about them. Im sorry that the location of your story caused you to get that offended.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB[/quote] Was born Bazeg. He spent most of his childhood in a houseboat in Florida, living with his foster parents. There was always something, off, about Bazeg. One fateful day, he wandered towards the end of his houseboat, and jumped off. He was never seen again. He was sucked into a portal and sent into an alternate reality. Seven years later, Bazeg emerged from the sea, entirely opposite of what he once was. His new name was GezaB. He now spends his life working at a prosthetic leg factory, working for his retirement, in which he would live on an orange plantation in New Orleans.[/quote] Gtfo. Seriously. Florida? If I lived in Florida I would probably -blam!- and then kill myself. Seriously, who would want to live in Florida BESIDES old people who lost the ability to regulate their body heat because their skin is deteriorating faster than the Georgian border. I mean honeslty FLorida FLORIDA Seriously, I would never live in Florida. Go away.[/quote] What's so bad about FLORIDA?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB[/quote] Was born Bazeg. He spent most of his childhood in a houseboat in Florida, living with his foster parents. There was always something, off, about Bazeg. One fateful day, he wandered towards the end of his houseboat, and jumped off. He was never seen again. He was sucked into a portal and sent into an alternate reality. Seven years later, Bazeg emerged from the sea, entirely opposite of what he once was. His new name was GezaB. He now spends his life working at a prosthetic leg factory, working for his retirement, in which he would live on an orange plantation in New Orleans.[/quote] Gtfo. Seriously. Florida? If I lived in Florida I would probably -blam!- and then kill myself. Seriously, who would want to live in Florida BESIDES old people who lost the ability to regulate their body heat because their skin is deteriorating faster than the Georgian border. I mean honeslty FLorida FLORIDA Seriously, I would never live in Florida. Go away.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB[/quote] Was born Bazeg. He spent most of his childhood in a houseboat in Florida, living with his foster parents. There was always something, off, about Bazeg. One fateful day, he wandered towards the end of his houseboat, and jumped off. He was never seen again. He was sucked into a portal and sent into an alternate reality. Seven years later, Bazeg emerged from the sea, entirely opposite of what he once was. His new name was GezaB. He now spends his life working at a prosthetic leg factory, working for his retirement, in which he would live on an orange plantation in New Orleans.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox Doodlebox was born in a haystack. Somehow, he was given birth to by a haystack. Pretty freaky. Anyways, he then became the Shah of Ian and proceeded to kill as many innocent civilians as humanly possible before getting caught. He was caught and was about to be executed until Batman showed up, knocked everyone out, and rescued some woman. During the time everyone was knocked out, Doodlebox then proceeded to free himself from his bonds. He then ran to get any car he could find and drove straight over the Bering Strait into Alaska. He saw Sarah Palin and was disappoint. So he drove down much further south until his car broke down at British Columbia. He stole a flying moped and flew into San Francisco... What happened next? You decide![/quote] He discovered homosecksual activities and enjoyed them...Just kidding. Real one: He succeeded in a business that gave him lots of wiminz and moneyz.... [Edited on 09.22.2009 6:40 PM PDT]
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Doodlebox was born in a haystack. Somehow, he was given birth to by a haystack. Pretty freaky. Anyways, he then became the Shah of Ian and proceeded to kill as many innocent civilians as humanly possible before getting caught. He was caught and was about to be executed until Batman showed up, knocked everyone out, and rescued some woman. During the time everyone was knocked out, Doodlebox then proceeded to free himself from his bonds. He then ran to get any car he could find and drove straight over the Bering Strait into Alaska. He saw Sarah Palin and was disappoint. So he drove down much further south until his car broke down at British Columbia. He stole a flying moped and flew into San Francisco... What happened next? You decide!
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Is a magyar and is generally awesome.
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Ear my Leg.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evil lemons g88[/quote] A bunch of lemons born from a lime tree. Being the odd ones out, they were constantly bullied on the lime tree. Eventually, they became so angered, they massacred the entire lime population of the tree. The tree then became an Evil Lemon tree. This tree is the Evil Lemons we know today. As we speak, he is planning work domination through scurvy.
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Aero: I like birds. [Edited on 09.22.2009 6:41 PM PDT]
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*clears throat* "evil lemons g88, was born 15 years ago, by a bunch of scientists who wanted to use its never ending fruit tree to end world hunger, well,evil lemons didnt like being used, so he killed the scientists with his 2 revolvers and poisened sammich...and the occasional bear trap hat, as he grew older, he hated people more and more, then found the flood while reading the back of halo:combat evolved in 2006, and to this day, he posts here."
