Hello again Guardians! As you can see, the Forums have become a Sodium Wasteland!
Salt in the ground, Salt in the plants, Salt in the animals, Salt everywhere!
Fortunately, I have found a Salt - Free Zone, and I reopened my old Salt Shelter here so that you can have an escape from all the saltiness to be found!
Come discuss lore! Come discuss life! Come discuss little triumphs with the Light!
But DO NOT contaminate this safe zone with salt of any kind!
EDIT: The only Salt allowed here is Salt for food and beverages. Donations for both are greatly appreciated!
EDIT2: We are Trending! Thanks everyone!
EDIT3: 1,500 Replies!
EDIT4: So many people have brought donations for supplies I haven't been able to keep track of them all! I apologize in advance if your name doesn't get on the list
VIP's Present!
[spoiler]TheGreatNike has arrived!
Butthurt is here! (even though we didn't summon him...)
Xylar is here!
Xûr is here![/spoiler]
Donor's List!
[spoiler]ScrubMcTryHard brought Chips and Salsa! A little Salt seasoning and it's perfect!
No Sweg Beyond brought potatoes! Cook em however you like, and season accordingly!
monzta_beatz brought guacamole! Now we have a proper fiesta!
Unspecialized brought churros! The fiesta is in full swing!
Thordarklord brought some tacos! The fiesta just keeps getting better!
DrNaara brought Mild and Hot Tamales for the Fiesta!
Chaotic Templar brought French Fries! Finally!
Bitxco brought a big box of Cool Ranch Doritos!
MC Pokemon brought the pizza! Enjoy!
Razzar_8 brought milkshakes and Smoothies! Delicious!
edude76 managed to get some Chipotle take out!
GingyNingy66 brought some pies! Awesome!
ultradream brought caramel chocolates! Yum!
evilanimeluver brought the Bacon everybody!
Gary the Goblin brought some Caramel, Salted CAREFULLY to avoid any problems!
SPOOKYXTXSHADOW brought the hot Chocolate! Warm yourself up with some of this!
Xylar himself is here, and he brought Pizza!
The Last Dodo brought Steaks! Now if only we had a grill to cook them on...
Umbreon xo brought some 21+ Cider! Please enjoy responsibly
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If a bitch starts crying in the forum and no one listens. Did it really happen?? :(....
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I wish to join the thing! I brought beers \o/
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Edited by Rmtrx: 12/10/2015 4:33:12 PMSomeone told me that you did not allow Angelina Jolie to join us. Explain yourself or i will get angry and start going nuts!
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Nerf the freaking Mida!! Citizens of Bungie.net! Please click that link to read the Patch Notes for a brand new Hot Fix for Destiny. With the experimental launch of Sparrow Racing League, we provided a Record Book via the Eververse Trading Company. It’s a fun way to enable you to track your stats and earn some commemorative loot. It’s also an important way to make sure we can continue to get money to "support" our operations in providing content, like Sparrow Racing League, that everyone can enjoy(if you cough up some money) . Unfortunately, that Record Book debuted with a nasty bug that let some players acquire the rewards without purchasing the item and giving us our damn money. Fortunately, to preserve the new system of getting money that we have put in place and to defend the value of our silver that some of you have earned by spending your money on said expensive Silver, we’ve fixed that bug. If you acquired the exclusive SRL-branded items without buying the Record Book, you’ll still find them in your inventory. You just won’t be able to equip them until you cough up money to buy the book. Don’t dismantle them if you want to keep them. The Record Book is a compendium of the accomplishments you’ve racked up in the race. If you help yourself to one cheap $10 book, the rewards are retroactive. You may have sweet Armor, an Emblem, a Shader, and a new Sparrow waiting for your money. If you picked one up, we appreciate your money, err....patience while we sorted this out. The rewards contained within its pages are once again unique to those of you who purchased the new temporary item. Thanks sheeples! It's your money, you spend it however you want! (So spend it on our silver.) NO MORE MICROTRANSACTIONS
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Can I come in? I have wings and beer.
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*sees salt stalks* Incoming salt!!!!!!!! The refuge is under attack
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Edited by wumbo100: 12/10/2015 6:12:31 PMYou know I saw this post before anyone commented on it so I was going be first comment but then thought oh it will probably fade away pretty fast that didnt happen
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I like SALT on my margarita glass
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It smells sweet, like Destmas in here. I brought some exotic engram marshmallows for hot chocolate and all my boxes of raisins for everyone to share!
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Would you accept donations from my hometown? We produce some useful things here.
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I have a large group of auto rifle users with me, can we peer in through the steamed up windows and watch you all drink and laugh?
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Edited by Szeth6678: 12/11/2015 8:27:58 AMThank you!! I have come to seek refuge! The salt has gotten all over the rewards guardians are getting from killing me and my friends! Also, brought a grill with me for those steaks! Don't mind the dark aftertaste.
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RUN TO THE EXITS QUICK
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ITS BREAKING IN!
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Bungie dropped a nuke on this shelter with their patch edits and company record time in glitch fixing of a glitch affecting their bottom line. Fallout will be swift and many will be lost. I am finally, after everything, starting to lose interest in playing this game. Hard for me to admit cuz I do love this game.
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Only jumped in here to catch my breath before I got back "out there". Ahh.. and it even smells better in here.. nice! :-)
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Can i join.
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Let me in please, someone, oh god ( fights of the infected guardians) ahhhh. DIE
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Edited by BIT5 AND PIECE5: 12/10/2015 1:55:23 PMLaser is here. I bring offerings of laser cores! Oh, you guys don't eat that? Well I brought some cheerios anyways.
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If you let me in, I'll give you my year 3 ghorn
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Edited by Ankh: 12/10/2015 12:02:39 PM'Gently taps window' Help please! The sea levels are rising!
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There's a full horde of salty hunters chasing me. Help.
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Please can you let me in. I have the chicken. Every kind Curry Tikka Balti Fried Deep fried Double deep fried Ultra deep fried Spicy Sweet Pre cooked Roasted Juicy Grilled Chargrilled Pulled Pulled barbeque Winged Boned Breast Full body Wings Raw (if you like that kinda stuff...) Five bird roast Breaded Live You name it, I have it. Zero salt Zero sugar 100% pure chicken
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Nice shelter lots of sodium out there
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I feel like walking in the glowing sea! Oh the rads!
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Comment here for directions to salt-free refuge!