[b][u]HAPPY THANKSGIVING[/u][/b]
[i]*Stormcaller, Defender, Sunbreaker, and Striker have all been put in a group for a Mid-term Biology project in Ikora's class.
Their assignment is to feed and raise a Fallen baby for one week and observe what it does*[/i]
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Defender, what did you you do with the Fallen baby?
[b]Defender[/b]: I gave it to Striker.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Why? I told you to take care of it.
[b]Defender[/b]: Yeah, but that was boring. What's the point in spending time with a tiny chicken if you can't play go-fish with it?
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Defender, it wasn't a [i]chicken[/i], it was Fallen baby. Striker, please tell me what you did with it?
[b]Striker[/b]: The chicken? I gave it to Sunbreaker.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: You gave a tiny baby to a guy with a Hammer fetish?!
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Hey, that's not nice! Hammers are a beneficial part of society. Plus, you can't spell "hammer" without "ham".
Besides, I gave it to Defender.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: He doesn't have it!
[b]Defender[/b]: Hey guys, when's second lunch?
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Not now, Defender. Look, Sunbreaker, just tell me where you put the thing.
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: I told you, I gave it to fatso over there!
[b]Defender[/b]: Guys.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Well he doesn't have it now!
[b]Defender[/b]: Guys?
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: How is that my problem?!
[b]Defender[/b]: GUYS! When. Is. Second. Lunch.
[i]*awkward silence*[/i]
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Second lunch?
[b]Defender[/b]: Yeah.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: ....When was the first?
[i]*Defender burps*[/i]
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: .....
[b]Defender[/b]: .......
[i]*Stormcaller's face turns red*[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Well f*ck.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: You ATE the baby?!
[b]Defender[/b]: Yeah, why?
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: How could you do such a thing?! That was our project! It was just a baby!
[b]Defender[/b]: Not anymore.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you!
[b]Defender[/b]: Don't worry, I have strong stomach acid. It didn't feel a thing.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: It had a family!
[b]Defender[/b]: False. It was adopted.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Oh. My. God. You're insane.
[b]Defender[/b]: Why? Because I ate a whole chicken for lunch? Storm, you shouldn't be so judgmental of my weight.
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: IT WASN'T A CHICKEN!!!
[b]Defender[/b]: Sounds to me like someone needs a hug. Come here, you...
[i]*Defender inches towards Stormcaller*[/i]
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[i]*Meanwhile, in Variks' office*[/i]
[b]Receptionist[/b] [i](through phone speaker)[/i]: Principle Variks', you have a call from Ikora. She says there's a problem in the Biology lab?
[b]Variks[/b]: Ah, more trouble, yesss?
[b]Receptionist[/b]: She says one of her Warlock students got into a fight with a Defender titan.
A Sunbreaker responded by saying that the Stormcaller's "farts caused hurricane Sandy"?
Apparently, she retaliated by using her Stormtrance. Something about throwing lightning bolts at their faces.
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For all other Tower High posts, you can find it all right here:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url]
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So whoever made this...do you live and breathe destiny? Like do you do anything else with your life? This isn't directed solely to the author but to anyone who makes these shits...