Lol False he was adopted omfg rolf

LMFAO

Second lunch.... Oh god

[quote] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: ....When was the first? [i]Defender burps*[/i] [/quote]

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The Defender reminds me of Caboose

[quote][b][u]HAPPY THANKSGIVING[/u][/b] [i]*Stormcaller, Defender, Sunbreaker, and Striker have all been put in a group for a Mid-term Biology project in Ikora's class. Their assignment is to feed and raise a Fallen baby for one week and observe what it does*[/i] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Defender, what did you you do with the Fallen baby? [b]Defender[/b]: I gave it to Striker. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Why? I told you to take care of it. [b]Defender[/b]: Yeah, but that was boring. What's the point in spending time with a tiny chicken if you can't play go-fish with it? [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Defender, it wasn't a [i]chicken[/i], it was Fallen baby. Striker, please tell me what you did with it? [b]Striker[/b]: The chicken? I gave it to Sunbreaker. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: You gave a tiny baby to a guy with a Hammer fetish?! [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Hey, that's not nice! Hammers are a beneficial part of society. Plus, you can't spell "hammer" without "ham". Besides, I gave it to Defender. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: He doesn't have it! [b]Defender[/b]: Hey guys, when's second lunch? [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Not now, Defender. Look, Sunbreaker, just tell me where you put the thing. [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: I told you, I gave it to fatso over there! [b]Defender[/b]: Guys. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Well he doesn't have it now! [b]Defender[/b]: Guys? [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: How is that my problem?! [b]Defender[/b]: GUYS! When. Is. Second. Lunch. [i]*awkward silence*[/i] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Second lunch? [b]Defender[/b]: Yeah. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: ....When was the first? [i]*Defender burps*[/i] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: ..... [b]Defender[/b]: ....... [i]*Stormcaller's face turns red*[/i] [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Well f*ck. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: You ATE the baby?! [b]Defender[/b]: Yeah, why? [b]Stormcaller[/b]: How could you do such a thing?! That was our project! It was just a baby! [b]Defender[/b]: Not anymore. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you! [b]Defender[/b]: Don't worry, I have strong stomach acid. It didn't feel a thing. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: It had a family! [b]Defender[/b]: False. It was adopted. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Oh. My. God. You're insane. [b]Defender[/b]: Why? Because I ate a whole chicken for lunch? Storm, you shouldn't be so judgmental of my weight. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: IT WASN'T A CHICKEN!!! [b]Defender[/b]: Sounds to me like someone needs a hug. Come here, you... [i]*Defender inches towards Stormcaller*[/i] [b]-------------------------------[/b] [i]*Meanwhile, in Variks' office*[/i] [b]Receptionist[/b] [i](through phone speaker)[/i]: Principle Variks', you have a call from Ikora. She says there's a problem in the Biology lab? [b]Variks[/b]: Ah, more trouble, yesss? [b]Receptionist[/b]: She says one of her Warlock students got into a fight with a Defender titan. A Sunbreaker responded by saying that the Stormcaller's "farts caused hurricane Sandy"? Apparently, she retaliated by using her Stormtrance. Something about throwing lightning bolts at their faces. [b]-------------------------- --------------------------[/b] For all other Tower High posts, you can find it all right here: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url][/quote] This

Lmfao the fart cause hurricane sandy.. i died

This John Wayne at the first thanksgiving. I'm John Wayne at the first thanksgiving, [b]PILGRAMS[/b]! Happy thanksgiving [b]PILGRAMS[/b]!

The baby fallen was adopted because gunslinger killed his family

Then Taniks is that creepy homeless guy outside of school

"You can't spell hammer without ham"

[quote][b][u]HAPPY THANKSGIVING[/u][/b] [i]*Stormcaller, Defender, Sunbreaker, and Striker have all been put in a group for a Mid-term Biology project in Ikora's class. Their assignment is to feed and raise a Fallen baby for one week and observe what it does*[/i] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Defender, what did you you do with the Fallen baby? [b]Defender[/b]: I gave it to Striker. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Why? I told you to take care of it. [b]Defender[/b]: Yeah, but that was boring. What's the point in spending time with a tiny chicken if you can't play go-fish with it? [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Defender, it wasn't a [i]chicken[/i], it was Fallen baby. Striker, please tell me what you did with it? [b]Striker[/b]: The chicken? I gave it to Sunbreaker. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: You gave a tiny baby to a guy with a Hammer fetish?! [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Hey, that's not nice! Hammers are a beneficial part of society. Plus, you can't spell "hammer" without "ham". Besides, I gave it to Defender. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: He doesn't have it! [b]Defender[/b]: Hey guys, when's second lunch? [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Not now, Defender. Look, Sunbreaker, just tell me where you put the thing. [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: I told you, I gave it to fatso over there! [b]Defender[/b]: Guys. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Well he doesn't have it now! [b]Defender[/b]: Guys? [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: How is that my problem?! [b]Defender[/b]: GUYS! When. Is. Second. Lunch. [i]*awkward silence*[/i] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Second lunch? [b]Defender[/b]: Yeah. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: ....When was the first? [i]*Defender burps*[/i] [b]Stormcaller[/b]: ..... [b]Defender[/b]: ....... [i]*Stormcaller's face turns red*[/i] [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Well f*ck. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: You ATE the baby?! [b]Defender[/b]: Yeah, why? [b]Stormcaller[/b]: How could you do such a thing?! That was our project! It was just a baby! [b]Defender[/b]: Not anymore. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you! [b]Defender[/b]: Don't worry, I have strong stomach acid. It didn't feel a thing. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: It had a family! [b]Defender[/b]: False. It was adopted. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Oh. My. God. You're insane. [b]Defender[/b]: Why? Because I ate a whole chicken for lunch? Storm, you shouldn't be so judgmental of my weight. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: IT WASN'T A CHICKEN!!! [b]Defender[/b]: Sounds to me like someone needs a hug. Come here, you... [i]*Defender inches towards Stormcaller*[/i] [b]-------------------------------[/b] [i]*Meanwhile, in Variks' office*[/i] [b]Receptionist[/b] [i](through phone speaker)[/i]: Principle Variks', you have a call from Ikora. She says there's a problem in the Chemistry lab? [b]Variks[/b]: Ah, more trouble, yesss? [b]Receptionist[/b]: She says one of her Warlock students got into a fight with a Defender titan. A Sunbreaker responded by saying that the Stormcaller's "farts caused hurricane Sandy"? Apparently, she retaliated by using her Stormtrance. Something about throwing lightning bolts at their faces. [b]-------------------------- --------------------------[/b] Glad to announce that Food Fight Part 2 to will [i]finally[/i] be posted later tonight (decided to quit being lazy and just finish it already). [spoiler]I'll also be making a post to officially announce the Tower School series. It's basically just what I've been doing, but [i]official[/i]. Because everything is cooler when it has [i]official[/i] in the title. The post will give more character details, ideas, and any other info I might have forgotten to include.[/spoiler] The feedback and ideas have been more helpful than words can express! I literally couldn't have done all this without you guys. Thank you all, and I hope you like it![/quote]

You're so cool/ you're the best

Defender is gonna have a bad time at the bathroom!