[b]"Hey, how would you like to try that cool new Tron themed restaurant downtown tonight? They have a couples deal." [/b]
[i]"Yeah that'd be great! 😍 I'll get ready right after I watch Jerry Springer."[/i]
[b]"Wait, never mind. It actually only applies to new couples. I see a 6/10 near the gas station...think I'll take her." [/b]
[i]"God damnit Daniel. 😭"[/i]
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Remember when Jerry Springer was actually "good"? I loved watching that at like 2am for all the throw-down fights even if it was all staged.