Who would win a fistfight between Jesus, Buddha, and Gandhi?
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Buddha.
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[quote]Buddha.[/quote]*he said, missing the point completely...*
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Atheists.
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As an atheist myself, I deeply respect the pacifist principle held by all of the above, even if I don't agree with it. So I wouldn't fistfight any of them either. But the number of "Christians" who would get into a fistfight (or gunfight) over no provocation whatsoever, is truly depressing.
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[spoiler]shrek[/spoiler]
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Hey but he's made up....
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[spoiler]and so are you[/spoiler]
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Jesus. He actually did fist fight a guy & kick his ass. Its in the bible
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Edited by Reeds Greed: 11/22/2015 6:31:48 AMOk I'm calling BS on this lmao. Show me the biblical author who detailed a Jesus brawl! Hahahaha
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Mathew 21: 12,13 & Mark 11: 15-17 It explains when Jesus went into the church & turned over tables and whipped people because they disgraced god. (They stole from the church themselves). So few read the bible. So few know of what's in it.
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I'm familiar with this passage but I want a detailed fight maybe like, "Jesus weaved through multiple opponents and handed each quick concrete backed jabs. He deflected a blow and countered with a right and left hook leaving one of the attackers slumping to the ground. Jesus then back flipped behind two of his enemies and smacked their heads together leaving them knocked out. The fourth and fifth attacker flanked Jesus on both sides. J quickly delivered a power kick to head on the opponent in front of him and then masterfully "limbo'ed" down to avoid a punch from behind. He reached up and gripped the arm then popped up and dislocated the man's elbow on his shoulder as he bolted back up to standing position. Jesus spoke, "the power of Christ compels you oh ye of little faith" he then put on his sunglasses and strolled out to continue the mission from his father."
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Holy -blam!-XD
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I think that is part of the King James Bible.
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Yea the Redneck version