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11/21/2015 3:30:56 AM
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Nerf-a-palooza!

Bungie has come full circle with the recently announced weapon n̶e̶r̶f̶s̶ rebalancing. However, they have almost nothing left to n̶e̶r̶f̶ rebalance. I thought I'd help them out with some obvious choices t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶g̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶n̶k̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶. 1. Cayde-6 - Clearly he is way too likable and thus stole the show in TTK. His role will be cut down by 85% and given to Rahool. To compensate, the glowy / bouncy ball in the tower will spawn in two places now! 2. Shank Sword Jousting - Although this has not been put into the game as of yet, it is far too fun sounding. A pre-nerf is necessary. If added at some point, shank speed will be reduced by 55% and joust size reduced by 35%. To compensate, more traffic will be added to the city below the tower. 3. Potatoes - Vodka and French fries!? OP indeed! Removed completely in favor of radishes. No compensation needed! 4. Tacos - Too too trendy. Can't have it. Replaced by kale shakes. Glimmer drops increased by .00001%. Did I leave anything out? Add it below!

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