Why do you all insist there is a God and go off preaching to everyone? You seriously need to stop pushing your beliefs on me. Though I'm allowed to since I won't offend since I believe in no god.
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Join my religion, worship my Lord. He's coming from a far away place and won't be here for some time. He doesn't want me to reveal his name yet, but he will tell me when I can soon. He wants to take all of his followers home with him so we don't suffer the fate of the nonbelievers. The world is ending in just a few decades so we need to prepare for his arrival. Join me brothers and sisters!