Stop signs are not meant to be stopped at. Proper stop sign procedure is to slow down, look around, and go.
When you have a job that you don't plan to do for the rest of your life, there's always that mental debate of how much you need your job that normally occurs about an hour before your shift.
You will always run into traffic when your late, no exceptions.
Proper procedure while driving past a car crash is to slow down, disregard the road, stare intently at the incident, and determine what happened.
Car keys are avid hide-and-seek players.
Speed limits have an invisible +15 next to them.
Sleep is irrelevant during exam time. Redbull and adderall are the only necessities.
Birthdays are not to be remembered.
Coffee is the single greatest substance in the world. No exceptions.
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[quote]Sleep is irrelevant during exam time. Redbull and adderall are the only necessities.[/quote] Nah, getting sleep is a necessity. You'll turn into a forever procrastinating zombie otherwise.
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Most of this is true
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You're exactly the type of driver I hate lol
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YEEEEEEES