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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grunt taxidriver [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Polishing the Master Sword.[/quote] The ol' five knuckle shuffle.[/quote] choking the chicken corralling the tadpoles[/quote] Spankin' the ham?[/quote]self-induced penile regurgitation[/quote] ROFL
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Remember, if you don't use it, you lose it. I suggest finding some candles to set the mood.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.[/quote] Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.[/quote] Are you ever gonna run out of metaphors K Mart? o_O
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Family History? Web MD would help. Maybe yo meat is all dried up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grunt taxidriver [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Polishing the Master Sword.[/quote] The ol' five knuckle shuffle.[/quote] choking the chicken corralling the tadpoles[/quote] Spankin' the ham?[/quote]self-induced penile regurgitation
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.[/quote] Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy Im saving this thread.[/quote] i already did, hilarious
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy Im saving this thread.[/quote] *shoots him* No u didnt
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five fingered friction the righty rubdown summoning the genie
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Stop for a few days and you should be fine. [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:11 PM PDT]
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Im saving this thread.
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Go to the veggie department and not the deli for a while k? [Edited on 08.03.2009 9:54 PM PDT]
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POUNDING OF THE FLOUNDER LOOOOOOL what he said
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX Ummm... Are you using shampoo/soap? If so, stop.[/quote] lol. that'll do it.
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you just need to stop pullin the balony pony for a while. Bashin the bishop.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] POUNDING THE FLOUNDER? PLAYING THE SKIN FLUTE? Omfg. Relax, it's okay, relaxx.... You guys have no idea how hard I'm laughing right here. No disrespect meant towards the OP. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.[/quote] MILK THE SNAKE? You're killing me. You've succesfully 3 1/2 shotted me. That's how amazing you all are. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 you just need to stop pullin the balony pony for a while. Bashin the bishop. [/quote] WOW. Just wow. Rofl. [Edited on 08.03.2009 9:54 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] You love this thread, I can tell.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey You experiencing any urinary trouble?[/quote] Nah, he said he wasn't. Spankin' the ham? HAHAHAHA! I feel my brain growing deep with knowledge!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Does the pain come as your doing it, when you climax, or after it's all over?[/quote] Okay I think this discussion should stop right here.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.
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this s h i t can be mad serious call a docter b 4 u can never have kids dont be stupid
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You experiencing any urinary trouble?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grunt taxidriver [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion. [/quote] Polishing the Master Sword.[/quote] The ol' five knuckle shuffle.[/quote] choking the chicken corralling the tadpoles[/quote] Spankin' the ham? [Edited on 08.03.2009 9:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] maybe you should take a bit of a hiatus on the jacking off.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nickcook [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Why were you using a tissue to wax? Most people will use an old shirt, or a towel or something.[/quote] i just dont clean up [/quote] ... [i]Clean up what?[/i]
