OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. [/quote] Beatin' the meat, if you know what I mean. (Yes, we ARE going back to that thread.)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion. [/quote] Polishing the Master Sword.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sentry33 It'll go away in a couple of weeks...if it doesn't by then go see ur local docter. This will be unfortunately one out of 40 mature replys[/quote] And, unsurprisingly, it's also 549th out of 550 replies that have elementary spelling errors.
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Don't fap for a while, and don't do it to much in a short time period....eventually the pain will go away.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlooFlash Probably best that you don't fap for a while But either ask your doctor or google[/quote] :(... but no seriously ive tried google and webMD but cant make heads or tails of this.
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lololololol but srsly soap/bodywash doesn't work great
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Oh, you shot a blank? Just lay off the fapping for a while, it'll fix itself.
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Grab a rusty knife and perform surgerY! A serious answer is too much for us :D
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I'd say web md or something if you want it to be secret and if it gets worse i would tell your parents.
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while I am no doctor, my completely uneducated guess is that you "fap" too frequently, and you don't have time to "refill", thus causing pain as your body pumps, well, nothing. Unless you are talking the actual pen0r? [Edited on 08.03.2009 9:34 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet Doctor. NOW.[/quote]
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Maybe you broke it?
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Could be kidney stones, I doubt it though. Maybe tissue damage. Either way, it could require surgery.
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Probably best that you don't fap for a while But either ask your doctor or google
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SarcasticXGamer Kidney Stone? If its bloody then that is a serious sign of testicular cancer.[/quote] Theres no blood.... just nothing
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ITS GONNA FALL OFF OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD
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It'll go away in a couple of weeks...if it doesn't by then go see ur local docter. This will be unfortunately one out of 40 mature replys
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lol, u just asked that on the flood? LOLOLOLOLOLOL god this is funny, OMGROFLBBQJFK
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Well, good luck with that man.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs Erm...[/quote]
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Kidney Stone? If its bloody then that is a serious sign of testicular cancer.
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Why were you using a tissue to wax? Most people will use an old shirt, or a towel or something.
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Ummm... Are you using shampoo/soap? If so, stop.
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i'd see a doctor
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