OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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stop emptying the silenced smg
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [u][b]THIS IS SERIOUS POST, PAY ATTENTION[/b][/u] That action is probably not healthy for you if you are receiving pain. My answer is to drink lots and lots of water. Guzzle down at least 2 cups at every meal, at the very least, but don't drown yourself. Your body should flush out anything in there due to the water. Water is able to break down almost everything, so it should clean out everything. And I hope you've learned your lesson. Remember, the media may say that it is "healthy" and "natural", but you can only hurt yourself by -blam!-ing. And another tip: Apply heat. That will relax all the muscles.[/quote] I don't think anyone wants to "apply heat" to their pole.
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Punching the pepperoni, if you will
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Spinning your disco disk.
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Hey guys, I lost my bratwurst about 3 mins ago. I was holding his hand and everything, but we got separated in the confusion. Has a D-Train come through this station by any chance?
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[u][b]THIS IS SERIOUS POST, PAY ATTENTION[/b][/u] That action is probably not healthy for you if you are receiving pain. My answer is to drink lots and lots of water. Guzzle down at least 2 cups at every meal, at the very least, but don't drown yourself. Your body should flush out anything in there due to the water. Water is able to break down almost everything, so it should clean out everything. And I hope you've learned your lesson. Remember, the media may say that it is "healthy" and "natural", but you can only hurt yourself by -blam!-ing. And another tip: Apply heat. That will relax all the muscles.
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Gardening with the golden trowel, to be honest.
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if you keep pumpin the super soaker eventually you'll run outta water son
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dont tickle the dog
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart So don't grease the three legged cow.[/quote] I'm going to take a little break from B.Net, could you relay the message to Shishka? I fear he'll worry for me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart So don't grease the three legged cow.[/quote] *mouth hangs open* How many of these -blam!- analogies do you know?!
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Jack in yo box too much can give it a rusty handle.
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Scrowtum slammer! Dammit, -blamed- out [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:08 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gold Rogue Guy Good luck with that. Stop for a while, if it still hurts after, ask a doctor or a parent.[/quote] and if it doesnt ask your girlfriend
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pulverizing the stake?
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Anyone seen the Ugly Truth? Flickin the bean?
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So don't grease the three legged cow.
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...-blam!-ING
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Good luck with that. Stop for a while, if it still hurts after, ask a doctor or a parent.
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First thing that CAME to mind was Blue Balls. So ya just stop for awhile. And if it continues to hurt an easy way of telling your parents with no explanation needed is saying that Your testes hurt. Just leave it at that. BTW its a purple headed yogurt slinger.
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Spankin the monkey hasnt come up yet.hmm
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Seriously guys, it is after midnight and I can't find my favorite sock.
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Kidney stones.
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yeah man stop lighting the fireworks
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.[/quote] Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around[/quote] -blam!-! Didn't I tell you to stop? Please. I'm actually asking. Sincerely. Dearly. Just... Stop it. I'm begging you. I'll pay and everything.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.[/quote] Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around[/quote] Oh I just got done slapping the seal as I typed this.