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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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I think this automatically makes Captain K mart the best ninja of all time.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.[/quote] You gotta let the bread rise first.[/quote] I thought yeast infections were bad?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.[/quote] Shishka no shaik haynds wit noh 1.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.[/quote] You gotta let the bread rise first. [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:28 PM PDT]
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So lemme get this straight. You were: Ruining the Theory Relying the Friend Spotting the Language Camping the Cork Sniffing the Morning Shivering the Butter Requesting the Jump Encouraging the Wood Coughing the Bite Pulling the Weight Supporting the Poison Flowering the Silk Hopping the Sister Sniffing the News Embarrassing the Rice Sacking the Growth Tracing the Meat Glowing the Hope Settling the Rule Man, my hands are tired.
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u know just becuz it doesnt fit anywhere else doesnt mean it literally fits [i]here[/i] [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:28 PM PDT]
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Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHI 2891msw I remember one of my friends in second grade had a sharp pain in his crotch area and he went to see the doctor. Sad thing was that it was his birthday. How bad is that? It could possibly be an infection of some sort? Always clean the sack everyday. Please don't tell me you've been fiddling with it in places where it shouldn't belong?[/quote] That's nothing. My friend who plays Trumpet once confessed to me that he, uh... Played with the mouthpiece.
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I remember one of my friends in second grade had a sharp pain in his crotch area and he went to see the doctor. Sad thing was that it was his birthday. How bad is that? It could possibly be an infection of some sort? Always clean the sack everyday. Please don't tell me you've been fiddling with it in places where it shouldn't belong?
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Screw the doctor, what you want to do is not drink [b] any [/b] water, beat the meat as [b] much [/b] as possible, try putting some ant poison or Lysol down the rabbit hole.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] But I like corn.. When you put the right amount of salt and butter on it, then stick half the thing in your mouth and just suck gently... It's an orgy of flavor![/quote] Oh god, please dont put salt on the corn cob!
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been stabbing the cat i see...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart A little discharging of the heat seeking moisture missile.[/quote] You know what? I'm going to do the mature thing. I'm going to ignore you. *Covers ears* Lalalalalaalala, what? I can't hear you!
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GO TO A -blam!- DOCTOR
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A little pocket pool doesnt hurt from time to time
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A little discharging of the heat seeking moisture missile.
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I suppose Cuffing the Carrot can be bad if you do it too much.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Just a little decongesting the weasel is all.[/quote] You're having a [i]wonderful[/i] time, aren't you?
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playing "red rocket" too much can cause those problems. actually, the typical male can go 30 times before he runs out of "fuel" learned that little tidbit from college
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This thread almost tops [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=10556450]this.[/url]
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Just a little decongesting the weasel is all.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.[/quote] thumbs can fly?[/quote]Yours don't?
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Its not always hammer time.
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jiggling the gearshift may result in dizzyness and sweating of the upper lip
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.[/quote] thumbs can fly?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] Shakin' the Soda can be healthy sometimes.
