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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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did you know that the blue whale produces 3 gallons worth of "mayo" when it pumps it's python. another little tidbit i learned from college
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WalkinBonfire Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote] you probably have something clever behind this, but I still can't stop myself from saying, "what?!?!?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well guys I gotta head out. So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.[/quote] ... Shut up. Ah, it feels so nice to know that [i]he's[/i] gone... Now I won't have to continue shoving my finger up my throat to get the taste out of my mouth. Wait, what?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well guys I gotta head out. So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.[/quote] Critical Finish!
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Doctor would be a good option, considering what happened. Listen............... go to the doctors!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan Go see doctor ASAP! Could be somthing serious.[/quote] We've established that a few hundred times.[/quote]I'm not going to read 8 pages. Just offering my advice.[/quote] Go ahead and try it, you'll be quite entertained and really want to make yourself throw up.
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Well guys I gotta head out. So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.
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...that happend to me..liek 4 times...it hurts .i understand..that jsut means...dont fap for a while...yea i know...it stings...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan Go see doctor ASAP! Could be somthing serious.[/quote] We've established that a few hundred times.[/quote]I'm not going to read 8 pages. Just offering my advice.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=34220046&viewreplies=true#end]You may remember this, I made it a favorite[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan Go see doctor ASAP! Could be somthing serious.[/quote] We've established that a few hundred times.
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Consult a doctor seriously.
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Go see doctor ASAP! Could be somthing serious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yogurt 40 Cpt Kmart, can you do the one with the ivory faucet again? Please?[/quote] Turning on the ivory faucet? Nah, I think I'll take a five minute vacation south of the border.[/quote] Hey, here's a great idea! Why don't you take a permanent vacation northeast of the Flood forum?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.[/quote] before or after you play with Susi Plamer and her five friends?
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well its ok to visit the red wood forest sometimes
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Inking the pen, if it were necessary.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Serving Master Bates, for the butlers out there.[/quote] Wow, that's been staring me in the face for that long, and I never noticed it. Unbe-freaking-leivable.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yogurt 40 Cpt Kmart, can you do the one with the ivory faucet again? Please?[/quote] Turning on the ivory faucet? Nah, I think I'll take a five minute vacation south of the border.
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you mean walking willie the one-eyed wonder worm? [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:35 PM PDT]
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Serving Master Bates, for the butlers out there.
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Frolicking with your frank, if one were so inclined
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Hat So lemme get this straight. You were: Ruining the Theory Relying the Friend Spotting the Language Camping the Cork Sniffing the Morning Shivering the Butter Requesting the Jump Encouraging the Wood Coughing the Bite Pulling the Weight Supporting the Poison Flowering the Silk Hopping the Sister Sniffing the News Embarrassing the Rice Sacking the Growth Tracing the Meat Glowing the Hope Settling the Rule Man, my hands are tired. [/quote] As soon as they're good again, please. Do me a favor. Go -blam!- yourself. Okay maybe that's a bit harsh.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] Hey! I made one like that yesterday! Squeezing the Gogurt if yogurt is your gamertag. PS: Cpt Kmart, can you do the one with the ivory faucet again? Please?
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I think this automatically makes Captain K mart the best ninja of all time.
