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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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have you tried peeing before you wax maybe its just empty [Edited on 08.04.2009 9:29 PM PDT]
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Doctor, now.
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well, what id like to know is "can you still pee?" if not, its possibly a kidney stone (may I suggest pain pills?)
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*grabs knife* carve that son of a -blam!- up!!! "ahem" sorry...just see a doctor man
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Wow...No one said it...So now I have to: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!! No, but seriously, consult a doctor. OR A RABBI! ROFLZ
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you been searching the cork too much, eh?
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Could have a cut on the inside of your urethra, they usually heal themselves quickly though. Could have a blockage of some kind...maybe dried-up sperm or urine? I'm not sure if that works, never really studied it. Worst comes to worst, could have an STI of some kind. Apparently they can feel like pissing razorblades, might be better for you to see a doctor than ask the flood.
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If it continue's go to one of your county's goverment health centers. They keep everything confidential. good if you catch a STD Later in life in teen years. I am dead serious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 Erecting a dispenser? [/quote]Lulz were had
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AirWalker255 This is just becoming a thread for spamming now, a mid should close it now, unless they hadn't had enough "advice" giving.[/quote] You're no fun. :(
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This is just becoming a thread for spamming now, a mid should close it now, unless they hadn't had enough "advice" giving.
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Erecting a dispenser?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Taking Santa's little helper for a solo sleigh ride? [/quote] i will never celebrate x-mas again i was literally crying with laughter after the first three pages of this thread
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Giving into the hand police. Choke the chicken. Spit shining the the old water pump. How do you press enter on an iTouch?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well guys I gotta head out. So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.[/quote] Haha, that's a good one.
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happened to me when i was younger, then i hit puberty and it when away and BAM! SPERM!
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Hmmmm if I were you, I'd have my girlfriend fix my "Third leg" for me.............. ...............with her mouth ^_^
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r3dapples [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX Ummm... Are you using shampoo/soap? If so, stop.[/quote] lol. that'll do it.[/quote] Yeah. For all the 12 year olds who are thinkin': "Im 12 and what is this" When you figure it out, NEVER use soap. Just...don't do it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] Just stop fapping. Problem solved.
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Runnin the Third Leg eh? Peepin the tom? Torquing the turkey? [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:51 PM PDT]
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Asking the Internet is never very good. If you don't get medical attention [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0&feature=related]this[/url] might happen.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grunt taxidriver [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion. [/quote] Polishing the Master Sword.[/quote] The ol' five knuckle shuffle.[/quote] choking the chicken corralling the tadpoles[/quote]Jerkin the gherkin'
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WalkinBonfire Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote]lolwut?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sentry33 It'll go away in a couple of weeks...if it doesn't by then go see ur local docter. This will be unfortunately one out of 40 mature replys[/quote]From what i've seen so far, this is true.
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ah, this was fun.
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did you know that the blue whale produces 3 gallons worth of "mayo" when it pumps it's python. another little tidbit i learned from college
