OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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this thread has gone on for three days stop bumping! it
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Walking the panda huh?
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You too?
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Churnin' Butter
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Alright K Mart. I am sorry, but I am going to have to ban you when I become a ninja. Consider this a post-dated ban! *Watches clock*
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best thread ever!
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Sweet. slappin some salami.
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My friend is a chronic -blam!-or, though he may only claim so for attention. One time he broke his pen0r, and apparantly he just had to not fap for a long time so it could heal. Not sure exactly what happened, but hopefully you'll be fine.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea Maybe you broke it? [/quote] lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.....roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl....im done now
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I Love you OP, and K mart. I put this into the archive. =)
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wow, this thread is on its second day... and its about fapping... i have just lost what little faith i had left in the human race
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.[/quote]Paddling the canoe? Strangling the one-eyed monster?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.[/quote] DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL![/quote] I lol'd so hard.[/quote] ^ this, and how the hell is this thread still going?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.[/quote] DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL![/quote] I lol'd so hard.[/quote] Not this again.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.[/quote] DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL![/quote] I lol'd so hard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PATSFAN20 lol, u just asked that on the flood? LOLOLOLOLOLOL god this is funny, OMGROFLBBQJFK[/quote]
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Cuffing your carrot?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.[/quote] DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL!
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Oh yeah, try not squeezing too hard.
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I want add this in before I go to bed. You just need to take a break from flogging the dolphin. Hehe
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is this really not against the rules?? On topic you should go see a doctor.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.[/quote] but it allllllllllmost eaaaaasyy no but now i saw it, and i had some lulz
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I thought people waxed cars and floors, not poles. Question, Does Santa wax his pole, you know, the North Pole.
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Man who the hell bumped this. We are done playing hand to gland combat.
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you stop seeing the master debator MASTER! MASTER! just had to
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have you tried peeing before you wax maybe its just empty [Edited on 08.04.2009 9:29 PM PDT]