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Once upon a time, in a remote forest in South America, there lived a happy little frog named Greep. Greep was mostly like all the other happy frogs, hopping about, eating flies and lounging on lily pads, but there was something special about him that made him different from all the others. He didn't know it yet, but his special ability was about to save their species from becoming endangered. Turns out he had a huuuuuge frog dong and he made so many babies that also had huuuuuge frog songs that they overpopulated and became the dominant species of the planet by choking all the other animals to death with their massive green wangers. The ocean life all died from frog jizz pollution. Just wave upon wave upon wave of it. ~The End