You heard it from me first. You will hear it more than you want to, Titans. Deal with the general pain that your "mark" is not a kilt, skirt, or a bath towel.
IT IS A BUTTCAPE
The only way that you can make this better is if you post here saying that you own that you wear a buttcape and that you make it awesome.
Sign this or post that you wear a buttcape and that it is awesome.
Keep calm,
Buttcape on.
EDIT 1: So many Titans owning this awesomeness! Keep it up guardians. Hey warlocks, we can own our friendship bracelets too! If you don't own it you are salty, and an old codger. Maybe you can own that.
EDIT 2: We are trending! Spread buttcape love to everyone! Spread it to the ends of the universe! All the world shall know that Titans have awesome buttcapes! Warlocks have awesome friendship bracelets! And Hunters are Salty! Just own how stupid you look! I do!
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I like this term I wear my Butt cape with pride
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Omg! This is perfect ha. First thing I thought of when I saw mine. "Sweet check out my sexy new butt cape!"
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My buttcape keeps my perfect globe buttocks safe from prying eyes, you know who you are Hunters.
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Haha I like it. Now if only I could find a nice looking buttcape :(
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Sideways fancy loincloth
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Edited by Skeleton: 10/14/2015 9:46:16 PMMine's a fart blocker. Us exos produce a noxious gas that can stun (and sometimes even kill) guardians following closely behind. My mark has built in [u][i]fart blocking technology[/i][/u] that filters this gas, and produces a "fresh linen" scent. [spoiler]also available in pine, lilac, sandalwood, and citrus![/spoiler]
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I love my friendship bracelet I got from Oryx. It has his face on it, so I can always remember him as a great friend. :)
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Finally found a year two butt cape that I like from the speaker. They have been looking like but door matts this year.
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I miss my y1 FWC mark. [spoiler]Beach towel 4 life.[/spoiler]
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I've always called it a butt towel.
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whatever it is, it's still the only cool looking gear we have
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They need manly kilts with SPIKES
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I love it when my buttcape is flowing in the wind due to my own fart
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These comments reek of Titans, more than to a comfortable extent. Some hunter "capes" aren't all bad, but I gotta admit quite a few do look stupid on us Hunters.
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What better way to make a fart epic than for it to proudly lift a flag?
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I want to wear a buttcape, but I am only a traffic cone.
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Ha, some of them look like placemats though
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Ive called it my buttcape since day 1
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It just a mud flap so I can shoot and poop at the same time while still being classy.
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Can't wait to get my iron banner butt cape. Forged by the iron lords if ya know what I mean
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I want a butte cape
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I need something to wipe my ass with when a night stalker cancels my super in front of the entire enemy team;)
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Ass napkin
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I love my exotic dead orbit buttcape! Bump!
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My Titan never runs out of toilet paper.